Hot cross buns

I fuckin ate em.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mb

I nearly wet myself last week when I saw a guy on the Tube. Stretched
taut over his *massive* gut (you could hear the nylon straining) was a
rugby shirt proudly bearing the sponsor's logo.

The logo?

Ginster's.

Well, that answers *that* question.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Christ, I wish I'd met him.

<thinks>

Once.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

I met him two or three times, and every one of those I was in
stitches. Funny bloke.

 

To be fair I don't think he meant to die.

I've been thinking about death and ukrm a bit recently. I idly wondered
how long it will be until another established poster snuffs it.

Maybe we should do a couple of sweepstakes, one on the date and another
on the person?

If so, I'm putting dibs on w/c 10/03/08 and Steve Auvache[1].


[1] This means I'm going to snuff it tomorrow, doesn't it.

 

Sounds more like mid-life crisis rumination.

I guess we are lucky that the average life span has increased so much
that it might be another 10 years before we hit the median and then it
really is a downward slope.

 

<>:

Oh, grief, no. I couldn't really cope with another mid life crisis.
Or, to be more exact, I don't think my liver or career could.

The median age in the UK is about 39 at the moment so most people *are*
younger than many of the established posters.

 

It's funny I thought I'd had all my mid-life crises by now. Livers had a
hammering this year, so I suppose it's got to be career that gets the
treatment next.

Damn, I was hoping it had gone up to 50 or something.

 

Yay, I'm not middle aged yet.

 

I'll vote for Bruce, shot by a redneck during his Easy Rider trip around
the USA.

Does the ECE 22-05 helmet standard include penetration by a bullet at
close range?
I need to know as I often use the M40 in Warwickshire.

 

That be a bosm weekend or there abouts won't it. At least I'll go
happy.

 

You reckon you'll get a shag at the bosm and that it will be your last
act on this mortal coil?

 

Just at the moment I'm volunteering and about now.. another week of
migraines with very little prospect of them stopping. In the last month
I've had about 10 days without a bad headache or migraine of some sort.

It's not much fun and the medication isn't very pleasant either.

Phil.

 

He'll collapse dead on top of the 'lucky lady'? Bluuurgghhhh.

 

"Middle aged is own age plus ten years - sort of a moving feast."
Lois McMasters Bujold

A great consolation to me.

 

I haven't yet and nor do I expect to. However, I have noticed over the
years that the band always pulls.

 

Have you considered that you are taking the wrong drugs? Maybe you
should have some more of the recreational type and less of the medical.

Or it could be your body's way of telling you it doesn't like being
holy.

 

That's bollocks, I've never been in a band.

 

The rednecks often use the M16 in Texas

 

Neither have I. ... Oh... :-(