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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Rope's missus, Jan 20, 2007.

  1. Get burnt flesh and fat off a bath tub?
     
    Rope's missus, Jan 20, 2007
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    BGN Guest

    Soap will get the fat off and probably most of the flesh too.
     
    BGN, Jan 20, 2007
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    SD Guest

    Leave it in't back yard, and let tha ferrets eat it.
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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..87918../..23274.../..31893.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
    '^' RBR Clues: 00 Pts:0000 Miles:0000
     
    SD, Jan 20, 2007
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    JB Guest

    <splutter>
    *Priceless*

    JB
     
    JB, Jan 20, 2007
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  5. I believe Dr Crippen favoured the tried and tested method of sulphuric
    acid.
     
    jackhackettuk, Jan 20, 2007
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  6. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Rope's missus belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    Just ask him, I suppose.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jan 20, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    Don't you have a dog?
     
    deadmail, Jan 20, 2007
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  8. In uk.rec.motorcycles, belched forth and ejected the following:
    Pigs, innit.

    I heard it in Snatch so it must be true.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jan 20, 2007
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  9. Cilit Bang Universal Degreaser - it gets rid of anything that's fat and
    greasy.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jan 20, 2007
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Even overweight car salesmen?
     
    Pip Luscher, Jan 20, 2007
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  11. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Pip Luscher belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    Or mini-cab drivers
     
    Whinging Courier, Jan 20, 2007
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    muddy cat Guest

    You've dome him in then, eh? Good show.
     
    muddy cat, Jan 20, 2007
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    muddy cat Guest

    Victor liked it too.
     
    muddy cat, Jan 20, 2007
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    Tosspot Guest

    Angle Grinder.
     
    Tosspot, Jan 21, 2007
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  15. Use the Hawley Harvey Crippen method.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jan 21, 2007
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    BARRY SCOTT Guest

    HI! MY NAMES BARRY SCOTT

    YOU NEED CILLIT BANG!! FLESH AND FAT REMOVER!
     
    BARRY SCOTT, Jan 21, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    Not got rid of that Barry Scott has it?


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    Beav

    VN 750
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    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Jan 23, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    Beav says...
    My favourite song of the moment:

     
    Lozzo, Jan 23, 2007
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  19. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beav belched forth and ejected the following:
    He's not fat and greasy ;)
     
    Whinging Courier, Jan 24, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    You need a damned good fucking, you do.


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    Beav

    VN 750
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    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Jan 25, 2007
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