How do I

Well he's not fat.


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Beav says...

I do, but I don't have a woman lined up right now.

 

I just had this vision of wimmin forming an orderly queue in front of an
expectant Lozzo.

 

I just had this vision of wimmin forming an orderly queue in front of an
expectant Lozzo.[/QUOTE]

Do journalists dream of pregnant Spics?

 

Ah, yes, Dick's first attempt that never got published.

 

Rather an unpleasant example of a misplaced Dick, that.

 

Heh. I knew there had to be a dick gag in there somewhere.

I nearly tried something on the lines of "FireBlade Runner" but it was
a bit limp (so to speak) and I wasn't sure that Lozzo had ever owned
one.

 

You don't have total recall, then?

Ali

 

Good heavens, no. If memories were commodities I'd have to purchase
them wholesale.

 

Heh. Like that. (Did I just manage to whoosh you, btw?)

Ali

 

If it's hard to remember, it'll be difficult to forget. (c) AS.

 

Err, was there something beyond the Total Recall link? I've not read
We Can Remember It For You Wholesale, in fact I've only read a couple
of PKD's stories, so I might easily have been whooshed.

 

Does the pope shit in the woods?

 

Pip Luscher says...

Never owned a 'Blade.

 

Alison Hopkins says...

Behave woman. I can't even remember all the bikes I've owned over the
last 28 years.

 

OK, I reckon that really *was* a whoosh.

Ali

 

Oh aye, clearly so. Though not a very good one, IMO.

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Maybe I misread it, but I thought Beav was offering himself up.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

Or down, IWHT. He can't be fussy.

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What d'you mean "can't be fussy". I've not offered myself to *you* have I?

<checks diary, breathes sigh of relief>


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