How should I blow up a motorbike?

We don't drink that here Gerry, we only export it.

Theo

 

And next week, boys and girls, we'll examine (and try to teach you
morons) a form of humour called "irony"...


Onya bike...

Gerry

 

Well, I've eaten frogs legs, so I reckon once we figure out how to
make cane toads safe for eating, you could have any number of
delicacies derive therefrom.

Such as:

Smoked cane toad.
Cane toad liver pate
Cane toad stroganoff
Sweet and sour cane toad
Cane toad in black bean sauce
Cane toad Wellington
Cane toad schnitzel
Crumbed cane toad brains
Cane toad goulash

The possibilities are limitless...


Onya bike...

Gerry

 

Ripe road kill pancakes of cane toad...

 

In aus.motorcycles on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:20:20 +1100

Oh! I thought you meant it as an example of true Australianism -
supporting two of the most horrible things Australian states have to
provide.

Add a pie floater, served by a NSW politician, in Melbourne weather
and a croc to see you home....

Zebee

 

Toad in the Hole?

 

Like Foster's on a smaller scale?...

 

A butane gas canister and a blowtorch applied to the canister for the
required time. Or explosives.

Fireman Doug says; Supplied for informational purposes only. Don't try
this at home, kiddies.

Petrol tanks won't explode. If the tank is unable to release the
pressure buildup they may rupture and erupt in flame but this will be a
whoof rather than a bang or a boom.

In a vehicle fire, gas struts are more of a hazard than petrol tanks.

LPG tanks are another matter entirely. Cairns BLEVE 1987;
www.emergency.qld.gov.au/publications/emergency/2005_sept/pdf/Emergency_Sept_05_p16-19.pdf

 

And Fred Nile singing "all things bright and beautiful"...

Although I used to enjoy going to Harry's CdW and having a pie and
peas with hot English mustard, at 4.00am. Is Harry' still happening?


Onya bike...

Gerry

 

Cane toad floater (for Johnno)


Onya bike...

Gerry

 

Cane toad and pinapple pizza? (free delivery in Townsville)


Onya bike...

Gerry

 

I'll take this rather good advice.

I think that statement is too general. Given an admittedly rare
combination of a number of a events all occurring at the same time,
there will be a bang. Fuel/air ratio, temperature, pressure during
ignition, pressure buildup after ignition...
Detonation is probably rare, but can and does happen.

 

I suppose some people have never seen or made a Stone's bomb.
Detonation can occur, though I've never heard of one involving a car.

Theo

 

Geez... that's rough on the croc putting it in with that lot!


G-S

 

When I was a kid we used to lay the match on the strike with a thumb on the
match-head and the box in the palm and then flick the thumb outwards firing
the match forward.
This way the match was still firing as it flew through the air and was good
for 2 or 3 meters with reasonable accuracy.
Sometimes the match-head would stick to your thumb though and give you a
nasty phosphor-burn!!

 

I've met a lot of cane-toads in my time but I've yet to see a "sweet" one!

 

As Billy Connoly mused: who was the first person who looked at a cow's tit
and thought "I'm gonna squeeze that and drink whatever comes out"!

 

This is my kind of answer - you get a free ticket to the book launch.
Better get in touch with me closer to the date.

Kim

 

I've never seen one explode. Ive seen them go off properly, and Ive
seen them shatter, and in both cases it's a rapid combustion "woof", but
not an explosion.

Moike

 

I just couldn't help it..