how to beat cameras?

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Zebee Johnstone, Nov 13, 2003.

  1. Zebee Johnstone

    Nev.. Guest

    Kerry Packer calls it tax minimization and says you're mad if you don't do it.

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
    '02 CBR1100XX
     
    Nev.., Nov 16, 2003
    #21
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  2. I bought a Morten outside insectorside kit, it sprays up to 3m
    When its empty ill fill it with paint and spray it onto the camera lenz! no
    power needed.

    I have herd that cameras were being targeted by vandals and that some
    cameras were vandalised so often that security cameras have been put onto
    the speed cameras, so ill spray both cameras!

    **** the cunts!
     
    threespeed905, Nov 16, 2003
    #22
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  3. Just guilty of life evasion.

    Hammo
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Nov 16, 2003
    #23
  4. I've been to that website too!

    Hammo (with added pheromones)
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Nov 16, 2003
    #24
  5. Zebee Johnstone

    BT Humble Guest

    I'd recommend a sledgehammer.

    Preferably welded to the blade of a bulldozer.


    BTH
     
    BT Humble, Nov 17, 2003
    #25
  6. Zebee Johnstone

    sharkey Guest

    Phew! I thought you'd still be sulking about me standing you
    up in Melbourne.

    Postman Pat says you're not as funny in person either.

    -----sharks
     
    sharkey, Nov 17, 2003
    #26
  7. Zebee Johnstone

    Damien Guest

    Postman Pat is just suffering from "jealous younger brother syndrome". :)

    Damien (what? You mean they're NOT related??)
    GPX250 (stolen) -> CBR600
     
    Damien, Nov 17, 2003
    #27
  8. Nah, he came up to Jindabyne to get hassled about his dick-removing 250
    and his penchant for poofter drinks...
    Yeah he is, we laughed at him _heaps!_

    <grin>

    big
     
    Iain Chalmers, Nov 17, 2003
    #28
  9. Zebee Johnstone

    John Littler Guest

    Well you pair bunked down together so his taste in drinks seems appropriate

    JL
    (what was the journalistic slogan of the Herald Sun and Melb Truth again ?)
     
    John Littler, Nov 17, 2003
    #29
  10. Would work. Wouldn't even need to be _THAT_ powerful. Would be a 50/50 bet

    Heard about that incident with the Datsun .. link please ?
     
    Bruce Sutherland, Nov 17, 2003
    #30
  11. Zebee Johnstone

    Nev.. Guest

    It was in the Melbourne newspapers.

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
    '02 CBR1100XX
     
    Nev.., Nov 17, 2003
    #31
  12. Zebee Johnstone

    BT Humble Guest

    That'd be "jealous little elder brother syndrome". I'm not *that* old!


    BTH
     
    BT Humble, Nov 17, 2003
    #32
  13. Nah, I slept with Lil!

    ....and Boky and Brent...

    I dunno where BT slept, but he was still there in the morning...

    big (I dunno where Kel slept either... <smirk>)
     
    Iain Chalmers, Nov 18, 2003
    #33
  14. Deevo said....

    De> I wonder what the states would do for revenue if everyone stayed within
    De> the limit for a while.

    Supposedly, Victorian road users are doing that. Well, not so much as
    not speeding as much, and it's causing some budgetry issues. Luckily,
    we're still in a housing boom, otherwise, we'd be fucked.

    But then, a few months down the track, when interest rates go higher,
    and housing sales drop off, and people stop driving as much cos fuel
    prices skyrocket, due to offshore events, then we'll be really really
    fucked.

    Do we still have any Pyramid style banking institutions here in
    Victoria...
     
    Martin Taylor, Nov 18, 2003
    #34
  15. Zebee Johnstone

    Nev.. Guest

    Are you going to enter that little gem into a joke competition or what?
    Budgeted income in traffic fine revenue is in the order of 1.6% of total
    budgeted revenue. Removing all traffic fine revenue is equivalent of someone
    on $70,000 p.a taking a $20/week paycut. Maybe a bit of a nuisance if your
    half a million dollar house is mortgaged to the hilt, but hardly likely to
    cause "budgetary issues".

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
    '02 CBR1100XX
     
    Nev.., Nov 18, 2003
    #35
  16. Tat'd be JL...
    Yeah, he turned up sometime that night (complaining about how far it was
    from Aulbury)...

    Where the hell were you anyway???

    big
     
    Iain Chalmers, Nov 18, 2003
    #36

  17. And I'm not *that* funny...(in person,anyway...)
    You're still a cahn,though...

    Postman Pat
     
    Pat Heslewood, Nov 18, 2003
    #37
  18. Zebee Johnstone

    conehead Guest

    I can vouch for the first part :)

    Everyone else can vouch for the second.
     
    conehead, Nov 18, 2003
    #38
  19. Zebee Johnstone

    John Littler Guest

     
    John Littler, Nov 18, 2003
    #39
  20. Zebee Johnstone

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Erk; (but on average I'd still go for it!)
    Clem
     
    Knobdoodle, Nov 18, 2003
    #40
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