How to take the fun out of riding

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Fraser Johnston, Aug 20, 2007.

  1. Fraser Johnston

    JL Guest

    ??? Why the hell can't you ??? Beats the hell out of using newspaper
    that's for sure.

    JL
    (I don't miss the long-drop even a little bit, and I sure as f*$#
    don't miss the newspapers, some traditions deserve to die!!)
     
    JL, Aug 22, 2007
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  2. And here is me thinking I was the only nutter in the world riding along
    singing. Looks like we all do it. I can attest that the ipod headphones that
    it comes with are truly crap under a helmet.

    Fraser
     
    Fraser Johnston, Aug 22, 2007
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  3. My mate had to tighten his chain on the road on the way back and he keeps a
    pack of wet ones in his gearsack. Beats the hell out of putting your greasy
    hand back into your gloves. He said they are one of the most usefull things he
    has kept on the bike.

    Fraser
     
    Fraser Johnston, Aug 22, 2007
  4. Fraser Johnston

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Jeeze you're quick mate!
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 22, 2007
  5. Fraser Johnston

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Yep; I back this one too. Riding through sunset really sucks. If you
    absolutely HAVE to do it stop at dusk and have dinner and then start again
    when it's fully dark.
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 22, 2007
  6. Fraser Johnston

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Heh heh; all good stuff here but I dunno if I've evermanaged this one:

    "If you hurt somewhere, keep going. It will eventually become numb."

    Lots of bits of me become numb but NEVER the bits that are hurting!!
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 22, 2007
  7. Fraser Johnston

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Just to add to this; I've carried a plunger and my own coffee with me and
    I've fronted at roadhouses and offered to pay for coffee but just get the
    hot water and plunge my own.
    So far none have ever refused me the hot water and none have ever accepted
    any money.
    (Mind you; this may be more awkward if you have milk and sugar in your
    coffee).
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 22, 2007
  8. Fraser Johnston

    Knobdoodle Guest

    [applause]
    Actually; I think she's the only one who DOES know how to do it right!!
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 22, 2007
  9. Fraser Johnston

    bill_h Guest

    That's a hanging offence Queensland, bit like stealing a blokes
    horse..

    Bill_h
     
    bill_h, Aug 22, 2007
  10. Fraser Johnston

    Knobdoodle Guest

    [erk]
    This thread has taken a nasty turn......
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 22, 2007
  11. Fraser Johnston

    Boxer Guest

    I have carried my micro expresso machine to rallies for a number of years,
    it's a BMW thing.

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Aug 22, 2007
  12. In aus.motorcycles on 22 Aug 2007 21:44:16 +1000
    I don't mind public transport on weekends, but the few times I've had
    to use it at peak times (for picking up a bike say) it's been
    horrible.

    I'm glad I can cycle or motorcycle pretty well anywhere I want to get
    to!

    (I suspect this is a big reason for the scooter boom - not getting
    people out of cars, but people abandoning public transport.)

    Zebee
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Aug 22, 2007
  13. In aus.motorcycles on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:53:40 GMT
    I'm only be impressed if you have the kitchen sink to clean up with
    later.

    There was a bloke in Melbourne had an espresso plumbed into the topbox
    of his Guzzi California.

    Zebee
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Aug 22, 2007
  14. That's why you should always pack a pepper shaker and tweezers, when
    touring.

    Oh. Hang on - that's for COLD weather.
    ---
    Cheers

    PeterC [aka MildThing]


    '01 Yamaha FJR1300

    www.dmcsc.org.au
    http://eladesom.com.au/ulysses/
    # 37181
     
    Peter Cremasco, Aug 22, 2007
  15. In aus.motorcycles on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:36:38 +1000

    I have, however, had the problem of realising that my fingers were too
    numb to undo the various buttons and zips that held my wet weather
    gear together in order to get enough of it off...
    So in cold weather take a tip from Crazy Cam - a piece of string!

    Zebee
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Aug 22, 2007
  16. How is adjusting the chain supposed to get grease onto your hands?
    <confused>
     
    intact.kneeslider, Aug 23, 2007
  17. Fraser Johnston

    Theo Bekkers Guest

    What is 'adjusting chain'?
    <more confused>

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, Aug 23, 2007
  18. Fraser Johnston

    Theo Bekkers Guest

    Are you sure that wasn't a piece of string from the tip?

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, Aug 23, 2007
  19. You must have a shaft drive.

    Fraser
     
    Fraser Johnston, Aug 23, 2007
  20. Fraser Johnston

    Theo Bekkers Guest

    You should have been in Melbourne with us in '65. Arrived by train on a
    Sunday with three month old baby at 8am, our train to Sydney left at 8pm.
    Nothing was open because it was Sunday, not even the lunch-rooms at the
    bloody railway station. Found a deli/milk-bar and asked for some warm water
    to go with the cold milk we had for the baby. Bastard charged us 6d for the
    warm water, about the cost of a coke. Took me a very long time to warm to
    Melbourne after that.

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, Aug 23, 2007
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