How's my driving?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Fr Jack, Jan 2, 2007.

  1. Fr Jack

    Fr Jack Guest

    This firm obviously doesn't give a ****, when they have an 070059
    number.

    "If our driver fucks up, you can pay 41.25ppm peak, 27.5ppm off peak
    and 13.75ppm weekends."

    Normally these are freefone or lo-call numbers...

    Anyone else noticed any others like this?

    I don't normally bother calling these numbers, but this **** nearly
    ran my mum off the road and then smoked his tyres trying to brake in
    time for the long, stationary (for a good couple of minutes) queue of
    traffic 250 yards further up the road.

    Strikes me that the driving standards of so-called "professional"
    drivers are rapidly going down the shitter - never mind Polish bus
    drivers...

    Roof-mounted bazooka, anyone?
     
    Fr Jack, Jan 2, 2007
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  2. Fr Jack

    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    0800 FUCKOFF?

    Actually, I wonder if...
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jan 2, 2007
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  3. Fr Jack

    Fr Jack Guest

    I was in the car with her. The lamp post got rather too close for my
    liking.

    Surprised myself by NOT jumping out of the car and "having words".

    I saw the number and thought I'd call later. When I found out how much
    it would cost, I thought "**** that".

    Of course, I forgot I have a camera on my phone... and I've washed his
    bloody reg# off my hand.

    Bugger!
     
    Fr Jack, Jan 2, 2007
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Fr Jack
    I claim prior art!

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 3, 2007
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