Humph down

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 25, 2008.

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    Beav Guest

    Beav, Apr 25, 2008
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Beav
    Indeed.

    Nonetheless, I am saddened that the scalpel of time has met the tomcat
    of Humph's existence.

    Mrs Trellis will probably have something to say on the matter.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 25, 2008
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    SD, Apr 25, 2008
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    Catman, Apr 26, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    Feck.

    So that's the end of the best programmer on Radio 4 then.

    RIP indeed.
    --
    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, Apr 26, 2008
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    Wotcha.
    I dare say a glass or two will be raised in Mornington Crescent.
     
    ^..^ Lone Wolf, Apr 26, 2008
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    Cane, Apr 26, 2008
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    Eiron Guest


    The funeral should be fun with the words of one hymn sung to the tune of
    another.

    I would have gone to see his band at the village hall on April 11th
    but a friend was inconsiderate enough to have a 70th birthday party
    on the same day. That was probably his last concert.
     
    Eiron, Apr 26, 2008
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    Ian White, Apr 26, 2008
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    Tim Guest

    I am expecting to see floral tributes outside a certain LU station.
     
    Tim, Apr 26, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    Read the following with Humph's voice in your head:

    - "Samantha’s just started keeping bees and already has three dozen or
    so. She says she’s got an expert handler coming round to give a
    demonstration. He’ll carefully take out her 38 bees and soon have them
    flying round his head”

    - “Samantha has to nip off to the National Opera, where she’s been
    giving private tuition to the singers. Having seen what she did to the
    baritone, the director is keen to see what she might do for a tenor”

    - “Samantha has to nip off to a Welsh Conservative Association dinner
    for their most senior MP, whose name is said to be almost impossible
    to pronounce. She’s certainly found the longest standing Welsh member
    a bit of a mouthful”

    - “Samantha has to go now as she’s off to meet her Italian gentleman
    friend who’s taking her out for an ice-cream. She says she likes to
    spend the evening licking the nuts off a large Neapolitan”

    - “Samantha does a few chores for an elderly gentleman who lives
    nearby. She shows him how to use the washing machine and then prunes
    his fruit trees. Later he’ll hang out his pyjamas as he watches her
    beaver away up the ladder”

    - “After tasting the meat pies, Samantha said she liked Mr Dewhurst’s
    beef in ale; although she preferred his tongue in cider”

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    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, Apr 26, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    Me too and I'm not a great jazz fan. I'd occasionally catch his Radio show
    if I was out in the car at night and I'll miss that now too.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Apr 26, 2008
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  14. Looks like the frog of time has met the hovermower of destiny.

    Damnit, I haven't heard ISIHAC for ages and now it'll never be the same.
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    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "A scone and tea at half past three
    Makes the day a little brighter
    Keep your cakes and fancy tarts
    And stick them up your shiter."
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 26, 2008
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    christofire Guest

    I hope he does.
     
    christofire, Apr 26, 2008
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  16. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ^..^ Lone Wolf
    Heh.

    Just seen this on the Beeb "Have your say" bit:

    "I shall long keep the letters you exchanged with my wife.
    Thank you for keeping her quiet on Saturdays and Mondays.

    Alphonso Trellis, North Wales "
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 26, 2008
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    Owen Guest

    Classic stuff...
     
    Owen, Apr 26, 2008
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    sweller Guest

    The regulars have all said the show would survive without them (and has
    in the case of Willie Rushton) but no Humph, no ISIHAC.
     
    sweller, Apr 27, 2008
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  19. I've no doubt the beeb will try, but there will always be unfavourable
    comparisons made. Humph made the shoe, imo.
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    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 27, 2008
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    sweller Guest

    The BBC may try but the regulars have all said they wouldn't. If it
    doesn't have HL or GG then it won't be ISIHAC.
     
    sweller, Apr 27, 2008
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