Hypothetical for you...

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by bob_the_rider, Aug 25, 2005.

  1. bare with me (or humour me) on this one....

    say you could have your evil ways with 6 of the hottest babes (or
    dudes) in the world (imagine your single) each year - and not talking
    in the pro. sense - these are willing peeps that go out with you for 2
    weeks a year each and really have the hots for you too - but then they
    vanish after the two weeks is up. so you get 12 weeks with these babes.
    now the catch is this... you have to go and stand in the mcg (football
    ground) with 10,000 other people. there is a sniper up in the stands
    and is going to pick off 6 people with head shots. so you have a 6 in
    10,000 chance of being shot dead. he is going to badly wound another 20
    and they will never be the same for the rest of their lives. another 50
    he is going to walk down out of the stands and smack around with a
    baseball bat pretty badly but they will recover ok within 6 months.

    would you do it? if not, what would you do i for?

    can you guess what these stats are from? yup, the number of
    motorcyclists that die each year. and the injuries i made up - i'm sure
    they are much higher.
     
    bob_the_rider, Aug 25, 2005
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    ck Guest

    Since when did riding a motorcycle make you a sitting duck?
     
    ck, Aug 25, 2005
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    john doe Guest

    bob that's a great game, what would you have us do?
     
    john doe, Aug 25, 2005
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    CrazyCam Guest

    <snip>

    Everyone living today is gonna die.

    How you choose to live is your decision.

    How you die is more or less in the lap of the gods.... of a totally
    non-specific type, of course.

    Statistics are a modern day form of lying, invented by politicians, for
    their own perverted ends.

    What you (and the rest of us) are enduring/enjoying is it.....

    This is not a dress-rehersal.

    BTW, I wouldn't go and stand in the MCG for anything...even to watch
    Collingwood thrash Carlton. ;-)

    regards,
    CrazyCam
     
    CrazyCam, Aug 25, 2005
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    Nev.. Guest

    Sounds like this originated in a country with no helmet laws because those
    numbers are a load of crap. Even if the MCG stands were full to capacity
    (110,000) based on the current population of Australia you would expect that
    approx 1 of those people might die in a motorcycle accident each year and
    approx 729 of them will die of all other causes.

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
     
    Nev.., Aug 25, 2005
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    Gary Woodman Guest

    Do you have a beard?

    Gary
     
    Gary Woodman, Aug 25, 2005
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    Nev.. Guest

    ok, so you're not in the MCG with 10,000 people, you're in there with 10,000
    other motorcyclists...

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
     
    Nev.., Aug 25, 2005
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    G-S Guest

    Nah... Now... if you made if riding the 6 dream bikes of my choice I'd
    probably change my mind :)



    G-S
     
    G-S, Aug 25, 2005
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    Toosmoky Guest

    I don't mind the odds. Can I get the skanks to do my housework? I'm
    right for sex thanks...
     
    Toosmoky, Aug 25, 2005
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    sanbar Guest

    Stick to building, Bob. You're better at it.
    - sanbar
     
    sanbar, Aug 25, 2005
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    I'm right until 99 and then left....
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 25, 2005
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  13. Life: a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.

    ---
    Cheers

    PeterC [aka MildThing]
    '81 Suzuki GS450-s (gone on to better and brighter things - I hope)
    '87 BMW K100RT (write-off)
    '81 Yamaha Virago (XV) 750H (work in progress)
    '01 Yamaha FJR1300

    www.dmcsc.org.au
    http://eladesom.com.au/ulysses/
    # 37181
     
    Peter Cremasco, Aug 25, 2005
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    Boxer Guest

    I was under the impression that you had been left for some time.

    Boxer
    (Very Right)
     
    Boxer, Aug 25, 2005
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Naah John; I'm dead centre. It's the rest of you lot that are the bloody
    radicals!
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 25, 2005
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  16. <applause>

    Matto :)
    05 Sprint ST
     
    VelocityTheory, Aug 25, 2005
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    Theo Bekkers Guest

    So the average life expectancy of a spectator in the MCG is 150 years then.

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, Aug 26, 2005
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    Nev.. Guest

    Yes.

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
     
    Nev.., Aug 26, 2005
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    X-No-archive: yes
    It certainly seems like that if you're watching cricket....
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 26, 2005
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    Will S Guest

    I would take the babes anyway or more specific every night
    You are going to die eventually so whats the meaning of life ?

    and the answer is to bloody enjoy yourself and not worry about stupid stats
     
    Will S, Aug 26, 2005
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