I am a single parent...

....until Tuesday. Heather flew out to Portugal[1] with a mate[2] on
Friday morning for a weekend break leaving me with the kids for some
valuable Dad time.

However, I am an evil genius. Emily is cutting the grass & Archie is
vacuuming the house[3]. I am sipping a cold beer in the sunshine

Spose I should have a party tonight.

[1] or Colorado
[2] or Blaney
[3] threats and bribery rock

 

You know you want a family day-trip to Berkshire tomorrow, via Enfield.

 

It'll never happen.

 

Me two, her indoors is in New York with friends leaving me in
charge of my 19 year old daughter who insists on bringing round
her mates to get ready to go out, I am not moving from this chair
until they have all gone, its all legs, tits and hair for the next hour.

Alan

 

And where's the webcam feed, eh?

 

Jam Session?

 

Too right, get it up man.

 

You're watching pornography?

 

That's a mental image I don't really need at the moment.

 

heh

 

We must do that at some point.

 

You'll have a good chance on the 15th July