I AM NOT DEAD!

Hello everyone.

It's been a while, so I shall start where I left off.

As many of you will be aware, I suffered total and catastrophic engine
failure on my return from the rather good BoSM. I will omit details of
the crash, as the posts are forever trapped in Usenet, that is, unless
some trolling wanker has H4XX3D Google Groups and obliterated them from
the whole Internet...

After the crash, I was lucky enough to be offered cash for the whole
bike, sans CDI unit, after advertising bits on eBay. I only took £200
for the bike, as I couldn't be bothered to break it up further, and I
was pleased to have been offered that much for a bike with a shagged
engine, fairing, front brake and clip-ons.

Following this sale, which, incidentily, barely covered 2/3 of the
recovery fees from the M23 to my house, I drooled over the Suzuki
website for many weeks, weighing up the pros and cons of my options,
and finally took the plunge, ordering a Brand Spanking New Bandit 650
K6 in 'Nebular Black' on their 0% finance odffer. Suzuki were also kind
enough to subsidise my insurance policy, cutting it from around £1000,
to a rather spiffing £490 for fully comp with all the expected bells
and whistles.

I collected the bike on Saturday and have covered 140 miles, and can
now start bringing the revs up as the break-in period progresses.

As such, I fully intend to take part in the majority of the calendered
events for the rest of the year, including the JOGLE run and, of
course, the EoSM, whereupon I intend to return home without mishap.

How about that...

Also, take care and have fun all of you going on the run to Sedan this
weekend...

 

You might not be dead but I still don't have a cunting clue who you are.

 

You should have followed Robbo and I through Central London @ BoSM.

 

There are nudes of me on the internet somewhere, love.

Were you at BoSM? Maybe you saw me there.

 

He's the young hairy hobbit sized man I escorted to BoSM this year
along with our Germanian friend. The general consensus from fellow
UKRMers is that he spoke a lot but there's more transmit than receive
about him in the conversation department.

He's also doing the Jogle[1] run along with Big Dave, Scraggy and I in
late July.

Oh, and he lives in Brighton.

[1] John o'Groats to Lands End.

 

He's that very nice bloke what looks like Billy Zane.

He hangs out with (not *of* apparently) BGN too. Always together them two.

Mmmmm...


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Touch my bike porn. You can even see my face.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/hamerton/images/k6.jpg

 

I gather you really, *really* like your new bike judging by the white
stain on the floor.

--
Krusty.

http://www.muddystuff.co.uk
http://www.muddystuff.us
Off-road classifieds

'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger (FOYRNB) '96 Tiger '79 Fantic 250

 

And that's before you get to the mess on the RHS of the engine!

 

Tell you what, that camo gear you wear seems to work. I can't make out
details of the bike.

 

I didn't like the black or blue Draggins. And the jacket has all the
bits one looks for, looked nice at the time and wasn't too pricey.

 

You might have an embarassing incident far sooner than that if you keep
propping it up on a piece of slimy wet wood.


--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Damn nice lookinmg bike anyway, Suzuki have turned the B6/12 around
nicely

 

It feels lovely, so smooth it could be running on an electric motor...

I could liken it to getting a blowjob from a high-class escort with ice
in her mouth, compared with the rough back-alley handjob from a
skaghead that was my rattling GPZ.

 

are we to assume you are referring to BGN's genitalia?

really, TMI.

--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

<turns card>

 

<pip mode>

at least it's the right colour.

<pm>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

<Fx: Knock, knock, knock>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

He doesn't look old enough for that sort of thing.

 

Greetings.

Some might consider a post with such an auspicious subject to be akin
to not only poking a finger in the eye of Fate, but also placing a
whoopee cushion on Fate's favourite chair and playing "knocky-go-hide"
on Fate's front door.

Not me, however; I wish you the rudest of health. DFC and all that.