I am sixteen going on seventeen...

I am sixteen (25) going on seventeen (26), I know that I'm naive.
Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet and willingly I believe...

My beloved team bought me* a pink manicure set as they think I'm
always doing my nails (one does, of course, have to put an emery board
to good use) consisting of Ms. Manicure 3 sided super-flexible
Smooth/Buff/Polish kit, heavy duty emery board, Ms. Sparkle lip gloss,
decent hand & neil cream and a rude card.

My other team bought me a "Not the Highway Code" book which is also
fab.

*And presented me with them a day early as I'm off until Tuesday.

 

^^^^

*snort*

 

Pip secured a place in history by writing:

It's to soothe the pain of his damaged metal arithmetic cortex

 

Must be what happens when you use your fingers to count.

 

Oh my God.....

 

WFT is this post about?

 

I'd have thought you of all people might have been able to translate
it into Hetero.

 

Attention seeking.

 

Ah. I'd assumed that Champ was correct, and simply short for Champion.

 

A "rude card" is a scolding message printed on cardboard
with letters large enough to be read by a cager
at a distance of 30 feet. If another vehicle executes
some threatening maneuver such as cutting you off
in traffic, you select the appropriate rude card
from a small pouch mounted below the saddle and flash it
at the driver.

Sean_Q_

 

whereupon road rage takes over, the driver's brain temporarily disconnects,
and (s)he rams you into a lamppost.

 

It's my birthday. <sigh>

 

I wonder if there's enough of us to give you the bumps.

 

I dunno about that but I could probably manage a nasty rash if it is any
help.

 

dog banged the rocks together and they said :

And your name is TOG

 

WTF are any of the posts about?

 

Can they beat 4.3 this time?

 

http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=0PBF22048BC-Today_is_my_Birthday.gif#24

 

It is, but he's got another name too, just like you (but it's not Colin).


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

It's your birthday too?