I came home tonight

To find 15 young women in my house all dressed in French Maids' outfits.

Sometimes, just sometimes, life is good.

3 left.

Time for bed.

 

....but obviously not *that* good, given you took time out to post on here...
;-)

 

JackH says...

He only posted to make us jealous.

I think my best time was on the evening of my daughter's 21st birthday.
I was invited round her house to find the place swarming with friendly
gorgeous girls aged between 18 and 30 and hardly any other blokes.

Absolute heaven.

 

I don't believe you. You'll have to send me a picture as proof.

 

....and no doubt, typing one handed. ;-)

I used to do a bit of mobile DJing (1)... one night I got the pick of the
gigs on offer, and elected to run the show at two 18 year old blondes
birthday party... *sigh*, happy days.

(1) I used to enjoy doing this, but the boss was proper weird; for one
thing he was epileptic, so sometimes you'd be halfway through a set, turn to
say something to him, and then notice he wasn't really with it, eyes all
glazing over... and this was invariably followed by a bit of involuntary
'breakdancing' (2) from him.

That, and the fact over time it became apparent he was blatantly after my
arse meant, much as I was flattered, I chose to move on to better things.

(2) As in, anything he collapsed onto, invariably got broken.

 

All thespians unfortunately.

After they finished murdering the Rocky Horror Show, they moved on to a
screamalong a Grease interspersed with squealing 101 all time karaeoke
low-lights.

When not demanding that I fixed her temperamental karaeoke machine, the
most stunning French maid (with the amazing pop-out breasts) was telling
me how she'd not been laid in so long the batteries were flat in her
rabbit.

Whilst I would have loved to have resolved this situation, Horse was
running a temperature of 105. Trying to tend a sick child surrounded by
a flock of pissed Magentas all cooing at the marvellous boy-child with
the unearthly glow simply added to the sense of surrealism.

Oh for a quiet night in in front of the telly.

 

Three left as in he ate all the others.

 

so you broke 12 playing wiv em

learn to be gentle numb nuts

think exaust stud as you put the pressure on
enjoy

 

I'm starting to see a lot of that now.