I *do* like a nice bit of "just desserts"...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by WavyDavy, Dec 1, 2004.

  1. WavyDavy

    WavyDavy Guest

    Lately I've been working in Staffordshire and so, every morning I go to the
    A50 and head West.

    And on a number of occasions I've chanced across a twat in a lhd Smart car
    with a Merc 'S600' badge on the back and Swiss(I think) plates reading
    "WINKS 1".

    Invariably he'll get bored with the two lane dual carriageway and, using the
    tiny dimensions of his car, create a 3rd lane as if he was on a bike.

    But he's not on a bike, he's in a tiny, underpowered plastic car that crawls
    past traffic travelling approximately 1mph quicker than the cars he's trying
    to force his way past.

    Except he fucked up today and twatted a Jag near the turn off to
    Uttoxeter... :)

    Cue one fucked Smart car, one slightly dented Jag and one (I hope) suitably
    chastened twat...

    With any luck he'll at least stay off the A50 for a few weeks or something.

    I'm just sorry I was 5 seconds too late to be a witness for the bloke in the
    Jag.

    Dave
     
    WavyDavy, Dec 1, 2004
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  2. You can always find out who plod is for that area and report seeing an
    accident involving a Jag and a Smart car ;o)
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 1, 2004
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  3. WavyDavy

    Ace Guest

    Not Swiss then. They don't do personal plates and all start with the
    2-letter Kanton designation followed by four or five digits.
     
    Ace, Dec 2, 2004
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