I don't approve of the Septics and their guns...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nigel Eaton, Feb 12, 2004.

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    Nigel Eaton, Feb 12, 2004
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    Robbo Guest

    http://www.docsmachine.com/nonPB/mortar.html
    Could it be vehicle (Goldwing) mounted to be used against speed cameras?
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    Robbo, Feb 12, 2004
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  3. As a kid just before Nov 5th I used to make cannons but never that big.

    Do you need some help in the workshop?
     
    Mick Whittingham, Feb 12, 2004
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  4. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Mick Whittingham
    "No, it's all right officer, my lovely assistant *is* a rocket
    scientist"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Feb 12, 2004
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    muddycat Guest

    Could it be vehicle (Goldwing) mounted to be used against speed cameras?
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    Sir might like to have one of these for that purpose.

    http://www.spudtech.com/

    Home of the world's most advanced hand held laser-guided bolt-action
    aluminum SP9004 potato rifle.

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    Testing the limits of gravity since 1947.

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    muddycat, Feb 12, 2004
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    Buzby Guest


    Oh deary me. I feel the need for a trip to Wickes.

    Buzby
     
    Buzby, Feb 12, 2004
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    Malc Guest

    Yes I shall be going there soon.
     
    Malc, Feb 12, 2004
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    PeterT Guest

    Nigel Eaton
    "Bring me bowling balls Igor!"
     
    PeterT, Feb 13, 2004
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    HooDooWitch Guest

    .... you may not need it. A can of something very flammable (such as
    hairspray) and an adapted fag lighter[1] will do the trick.

    [1] As seen on the gun episode of Jerummy Clackson's "things wot
    changed the world".
     
    HooDooWitch, Feb 13, 2004
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  10. Nigel Eaton wrote
    I saw a very nice toy a few pits down from team ukrm at Snetters.

    A couple of feet of light alloy pipe and some gubbins. Did a wicked job
    of disappearing a tangerine over the horizon with a short squirt from a
    can of hairspray.
     
    steve auvache, Feb 13, 2004
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