I hate Cops

I really loathe and detest these arseholes that have just graduated from
nappies.

Yes.....just booked and I am spewing. If I had a gun I would have shot him.
You never like at the best of times been nabbed but today ( 24kph over )
really has pissed me off. Revenue raising little arseholes they are.

Basically coming from a 80kph and going to a 110 zone and I jumped the
gun.......ffs, was out of the pissant town.

Anyway I let him know that I thought this was piss weak position and said a
few other things as well. And guess what happened, down the road a few k's
was another piggy waiting . I guess they thought I would have the shits and
they could get me for speeding again. After I went past I kept an eye in my
mirror and sure enough he pulled out and followed me............


And yes I guess this makes up for the thousand times I have sped in the past
but the location ogf the camera suxs.


And to all you on this group....gafy



btw: anyone want to buy a bike ?

 

No thanks, wouldn't want to buy a cop magnet

 

You can still get booked for speeding on a bicycle. Report of a guy who did
just that and was stopped, fined AND had the relevant points removed from his
driver's licence.

Too bad the cop was so happy to meet his quota he forgot that points don't
apply to bikes in this instance.

Bike dude had to plaster his story over the media to get the points put back
(obviously, the "normal" channels don't work).



Your story isn't one of where the cop was being a monumental arsehole either.

A guy I used to work with had some roadworks happening on his street. Only
lane left was a bus lane. You guessed it. The pig booked every fucking car
passing (basically all residents). Council refused to acknowledge they knew
about any roadworks there (so they were obviously lying), RTA said it was a
council issue.

Pass the buck around boys. As long as GovCo gets paid who gives a stuff...

 

I've been riding both motorcycles and bicycles on the road heavily for well
over decade, and been stopped by cops only once. For routine breath testing.
The cop also insisted we used to go to high school together.

But I didn't remember him, so I didn't really care. I cared more that I had
to take off my full-face helmet, do the test, and put it back on again. (I was
in a hurry too) Mind you, through the helmet, ear plugs and my partial
deafness, I couldn't hear what he was saying anyway.

 

Better get in quick before Nev.. arrives.

You get booked (legitimately, apparently) for 24k over in an 80 zone;
you mouth off at the cop who booked you; and now that you've created a
cop magnet, you want to sell it, figuring it's the bike that's the problem?

Sure, I'll help you out. I'll offer AUD 3000 less than the bottom end of
the Redbook trade-in range for a 2005 model K1200R (assuming that's what
you're selling), paid in unused Moldovan lei in 500 lei denomination
only (for an extra discount I'll let you watch me print them). You will
pay for delivery to a presently undisclosed interstate location. You can
keep the cop-magnet plates.

And while you may think that's not a very fair offer, others here would
only offer you $3.50 and a kickinnanutz, so, give or take a few currency
exchange problems, I'd say it's a much better offer.

 

Will_S wrote:

Is it a yellow and black BMW K1200R (the naked one)?

If so, I might be interested.

Triumph don't seem to want to sell me the Street Triple at the moment,
unless I'll take a green one. :-(

regards,
CrazyCam

 

Sorry fuckwit but you have your foot in your mouth.

 

Its a different colour...black and grey and I am only joking about selling
it

 

So take a green one, you silly sausage. Yeah, everyone will think you're
riding a Kawasaki -- but there's absolutely nothing wrong with that!

 

I've done the breath test in a full-face without removing the helmet.

Theo

 

Aren't the green drinks the poofta ones? Isn't it the same for bikes? The
green meanies left the scene in the late '70s.

Theo

 

and on the other side of the internet on aus.police

really loathe and detest these arseholes that have to just speed and
don't obey the law.

Yes..... I just booked one and I am laughing. If it wasn't against the
law I would have shot him.
They never like at the best of times been nabbed but today ( 24kph
over, which is more than a little bit over )
but this really pissed him off. Law breaking little arseholes they
are.

Basically he was coming from a 80kph and going to a 110 zone and he
jumped the
gun.......ffs, wasn't even out of the town.

Anyway he let him know that he thought this position and he a few
other things as well.(Tosser I thought, I was where the Sarge and
asked me to be) A pity he didn't fall for the trap down the road a
few k's where another one of the boys was waiting . Usually they get
the shits we get them for speeding again. After he went past we pulled
out and followed him, just to piss him off............

And yes I guess this makes up for the thousand times he has sped in
the past, but one day he will kill the little kiddy that walks out on
the road


And to all you on this group....you rock

btw: anyone want to buy a bike? I think we should be able to impound a
couple over Xmas

 

He probably didn't believe I was as ugly in real life as the photo claimed.

No, it was for identification purposes. Can't compare a licence photo with
the face if it's covered.

 

Heh heh; you really need to get this self-destructive anger under control
Will!

I'm just dissappointed you didn't do this back when you had your R1150; I
would've been happy to take the boxer off your hands but the Ks have never
interested me.

 

Did they leave of their own accord or did they just run out of people to
kill?

 

None of us ever WANTED to own one Iain; it just sort-of happens as you grow
older.......

 

me too

and i hate the way nappies chafe too

not a chance

 

lucky it's not double points already - think of it that way

 

[snigger]

 

Well done, Marty, You even got the grammar and spelling right too.