I hate Cops

Heh, what a fuckwit!

.....and the cop was probably....nah, you're just a fuckwit.

justAL

 

one has to do what one has to do

mh

 

You never like at the best of times been nabbed but today ( 24kph over )

wait Till old man Bracks' leftover speedcameras get you for a
horrendous deadly killer 3kph over.. oh yes.. at least you knew you
were fuckin speeding.

 

you've done it twice in 2 threads
a record haul of funiness
I bow to you Marty.

 

Denial is spelt D.u.c.a.t.i. in some households.

 

"Worked" as in "got you laid"?
Nope; none of mine have ever worked either. Rumour has it that they are out
there but on the odd occasion someone discovers one that works he protects
it like the keys to the won't-do-you-medical-harm beer-fountain so it's not
likely ordinary blokes like you and me are ever gonna' stumble over it.

True.
(Malice is privately more rewarding though)

 

In aus.motorcycles on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:22:28 GMT

I've had mine. Not sure if the Baby Beemer counts as a BMW for the
purposes of the exercise, but if it does then I've had mine.

So I'll stick with Guzzis which are like BMWs but with fewer old farts
and more weirdos.

Zebee

 

I'm headed in to see Procycles this morning to discuss the situation.

I'm thinking about the possibility of getting a green one and having it
repainted Nuclear Red.

Trouble is, I had just managed to come to terms with having a cliche of
a black pommie motorbike. :-|

regards,
CrazyCam

 

Theo Bekkers wrote:

As in "Two pints of creme de menthe, Jimmy."

Nah, that's a Catholic drink.

regards,
CrazyCam

 

No problemo!

If the worst thing I have to complain about is the colour/availability
crisis about my new motorcycle, how bad can life be?

Especially with Coopers on offer.

regards,
CrazyCam

 

Oh, well...BTW, with double points coming up, wanna buy a Z50?

regards,
CrazyCam

 

I always wanted a BMW, then in May 1976 I went to buy one. I found that I
could maybe afford the R60 at $3800, and they were going to give me $500 for
my Yamaha TX500 (found the manual the other day). I walked out and into Ted
Stolarkski's shop. Ted gave me an 850 T3 for $3300 an $800 for the Yam.

I was cured.

Theo

 

I only found out a month later when I got the letter from Vic. 104 in a 100
zone, $128. Thank you.

Theo

 

nah, its been a bad year so it will be using the two things attached to the
bottom of my torso

 

now that is pissitis

 

Another Roger Rogerson in action Was out of the town

and the stupid idiot forgot to put the breathalizer on me and then let me
ride home........

 

the old saying applies here in spades............ see if you have the brains
to figure it out but I doubt it

 

The thing that really pissed me off was that I said I would go to the pub
for a few drinks and the boss was putting the money on the bar. Told them
no, I was riding and would drink.

Actually the KR's are very comfortable over a distance but the KS's will do
your wrists in.



Anyway I felt sorry for the young green P plater that was pulled over by the
other porky as well...... there goes his licence


Merry Xmas to all

 

A natural colour choice for the Rocket III.

 

How is it you are so familiar with that colour ?
most importantly why would one want to be ?.



EWWWW!