I have decided

"I don't care whose God you are - you're not on the list, you're not
coming in"

 

Lights off, too high a gear, slowly?

 

<snip arrangements>

A young chap of my acquaintance died earlier this year. After having a
traditional hearse etc for the funeral itself, his remains were taken to his
graveside on a motorbike hearse. He'd been a touch fond of bikes, but hadn't
yet progressed to getting his licence, so it seemed a good way of sending him
off.

Could be a bit of a thing to do, Lozzo, you on the Bike hearse flanked by a
bunch of your mates on their rides. Would look right grand, IMHO.

 

I like that bike too. If only it didn't have the stupid underseat
exhausts.

 

Gyp says...

It would be inappropriate to like the yellow/black colour scheme, they
were Yamaha America's team colours.

--
Lozzo
Track pixie
GSX-R1000 K1
I haven't lost my mind, it's
backed up to a floppy disc
that's around here somewhere.

 

Ginge emerged from their own little world to say

I would've thought the Casse desserte on the ascent to Col d'Izoard
would've been more suitable
http://www.eyeless.org/alps2002/21cassedeserteo.jpg
http://www.gsoto.easynet.co.uk/it_ride9c.htm

 

No, it's got to be somewhere I've ridden, and as the highest (open) road
in Europe it fits the bill quite nicely.

 

Lozzo wrote

Well don't expect me to turn up then.

<mumble>
Early fucking morning, yeah right.
</m>

 

It would be inappropriate to like the yellow/black colour scheme, they

I don't give a **** - it looks nice.

Dave

 

I liked the yellow with black speed blocks scheme better myself though.

The Best Exhaust Pipes In The World Ever :
http://www.magni.it/Sport1200S-2.htm

Dave

 

steve auvache says...

You left the "no cunts" bit in on purpose, maybe because it has some
relevence in your view?

--
Lozzo
Track pixie
GSX-R1000 K1
I haven't lost my mind, it's
backed up to a floppy disc
that's around here somewhere.

 

Lozzo fumbled, fiddled and fingered:

was'nt red and white Johnny Ceccotos ?

--
Steve Parry
K100RS SE & F650
and a 520i SE Touring for comfort

(not forgetting the SK90PY)

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

 

Ginge emerged from their own little world to say

Well, I suppose it would do. After all, the journey up to the Col is the
only place I've seen marmots. I'm sure they would look after one of their
own.

 

Lozzo wrote

This being ukrm and ukrm being what it is I naturally assumed that I
would be included in the list of cunts. Not wishing to be excluded
dancing at your wake on the grounds of supposed cuntishness it seemed
entirely appropriate to offer supporting evidence and that was the best
I could come up with at short notice.


I like the pall bearers idea. Although I think I would want to have
them side by side rather than front to back and see if God gets the hint
and does something to improve my cornering skills in the afterlife.

 

Steve Parry says...

Yamaha Japan always raced in white/red. Yamaha America took up the same
style of paintwork but changed the colours, because they wanted to be
distinguishable from the factory team but retain a factory Yamaha feel
to the team.

--
Lozzo
Track pixie
GSX-R1000 K1
I haven't lost my mind, it's
backed up to a floppy disc
that's around here somewhere.

 

steve auvache says...

Naturally I'd expect the cunts to turn up anyway, because there's booze
to be drunk.

You see, I can corner afer a fashion, but I can't pull very good
wheelies. I always saw them as a waste of time on big bikes. Trailes are
much more fun to wheelie.

--
Lozzo
Track pixie
GSX-R1000 K1
I haven't lost my mind, it's
backed up to a floppy disc
that's around here somewhere.

 

Lozzo wrote

There'll be booze supplied, not BYO? *BOGGLE*

I'll have to make a point of outliving you then, just so I can drink to
your continued good health at your expense.

Do you know I haven't even had a go of a Trailee yet. I must do
something about that.

 

Can i piss on your grave!

 

Yeah, but that's just a Bandit tarted up to look like a MV Agusta 750 Sport.

http://www.maggieundvolker.de/mv_agusta_750_s.jpg

 

In

Mate of mine karked it in June and at the ceremony there was a 40 odd bike
"red line salute", which I thought was nice.


--
Pete M

Alfa 155
Ford Capri (still broked)
Porsche 911 3.2 (For Sale - ebay soon)
COSOC #5
Scouse Git extraordinaire. Liverpool, Great Britain