I have decided

Owen says...

I'm his step-dad, his real dad died when he was 4 months old. He's had
enough emotional pain tyvm.

--
Lozzo
Track pixie
GSX-R1000 K1
I haven't lost my mind, it's
backed up to a floppy disc
that's around here somewhere.

 

snip

I'm good at getting people pissed and telling awful jokes... I can
prolly make him cry too, if this helps...

 

I've got a doctorate in theology from an american university (by
post...) I could do your last down and out... Loadsa folks would HATE
that...

 

There you have it - Straight from the hearse's mouth...

 

I think Owen means "...with laughter" IYSWIM.

 

platypus says...

I think the poor lad may end up crying with pain.

--
Lozzo
Track pixie
GSX-R1000 K1
I haven't lost my mind, it's
backed up to a floppy disc
that's around here somewhere.

 

Sick.

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Pass the pepper...

 

That could confuse the **** out of the pathologist if you ever crash
'n' burn.

 

Bash the bishop...

 

Indeed. Not much sentience in a canister of ashes..

Phil

 

I've never worried about overtaking hearses but no way would I even
consider it if I couldn't get past the procession in one clean move.
Obviously you don't know who's following behind in private cars but if
they're not in the pimp mobiles then they probably don't count.

 

It's caused some unrest previously but I want a sky burial so I can
play in the Himalayas.

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/theme/fatal_attractions/fatal_sky.htm

 

And great for use as a dust bomb to deter tailgaters.

--

Dave

GS850 x2 XS650SE / SE 6a

I demand nothing of you except that you amuse me.

 

Think positive. Your remains could be shat out over any number of big
mountains.

 

You or it?

--

 

Both.

 

No wait. This act makes Jason happy, so it isn't pointless.

 

Stop being soft.

"When a Tibetan dies, the corpse is kept for 24 hours in a sitting
position while a lama recites prayers from the Tibetan Book of the
Dead. These prayers speed the soul through the 49 levels of Bardo -
the state between death and rebirth. Three days after death the body
is blessed, folded and carried on the back of a close friend to the
dürtro, or burial site."

You're well and truly past caring by the time they prepare lunch and
you get to go up mountains without using a helicopter. It'd be
progress for you...

 

I think he's worried you'd expect him to carry you up there.