I know who viewed my websight

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Sir. Tony, Aug 2, 2005.

  1. Sir. Tony

    Sir. Tony Guest

    With someone click on to my websight, I know everything about them: I even
    know what computer you use, colour definition, operating system & allot
    more.
     
    Sir. Tony, Aug 2, 2005
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  2. So why wasn't it you who won £77 million in last week's Euromillions
    rollover? :)
     
    Paul Varnsverry, Aug 2, 2005
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  3. Sir. Tony

    gomez Guest

    They were holding your hand, showing you how to use your own PC, I
    take it.
     
    gomez, Aug 2, 2005
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    flash Guest

    Please do not feed the trolls.
     
    flash, Aug 2, 2005
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    Pip Guest

    Really, fuckwit? Go on then, tell me - that would be impressive from
    a twat who can't even spell website.
     
    Pip, Aug 2, 2005
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  6. Sir. Tony

    prawn Guest


    use LWP::Simple;

    <snigger>
     
    prawn, Aug 2, 2005
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  7. Sir. Tony

    Magpie Guest

    Considering everything I do is via a proxy then I seriously doubt it ,
    you freekin apology from durex.
     
    Magpie, Aug 2, 2005
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  8. Sir. Tony

    Sir. Tony Guest

    I will also know what website you have previously viewed.
     
    Sir. Tony, Aug 3, 2005
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    frag Guest

    Sir. Tony scribbled:
    Is this so you can find other dogging websites?

    Hmm, you know I fancy a drink.... something alcoholic. Dunno what to
    have though? Got any suggestions?
     
    frag, Aug 3, 2005
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    Catman Guest

    Not only are you utterly clueless, you are too clueless to know that you
    know less than nothing.
    --
    Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
    Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
    Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 75 TS 156 TS S2
    Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Aug 3, 2005
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    prawn Guest

    *ding*

    I still warm to him a little, mind. He is, erm, a unique[1] voice in
    the usenet chatter.


    [1] Not *good*, you understand.
     
    prawn, Aug 3, 2005
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    prawn Guest

    AONTL.
     
    prawn, Aug 3, 2005
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  13. Sir. Tony

    Catman Guest

    with a gladioli
    --
    Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
    Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
    Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 75 TS 156 TS S2
    Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Aug 3, 2005
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  14. Sir. Tony

    prawn Guest

    Heh. Well, yes I shan't argue with that. Surround yourself with
    eccentrics and you may get the point. There is no point, but that's not
    the point - or is it?

    This is one of those YMMV things.
     
    prawn, Aug 3, 2005
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    prawn Guest

    Aye. No arguement there, old boy. Still, I'm a little perverse, I suppose.
     
    prawn, Aug 3, 2005
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    ogden Guest

    Which says as much about you as it does about him.
     
    ogden, Aug 3, 2005
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    Sir. Tony Guest



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    Sir. Tony, Aug 5, 2005
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    Sir. Tony Guest

    You admited, you are a dogger.
    I don't drink, or take any other legal drugs.
     
    Sir. Tony, Aug 5, 2005
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    Catman Guest

    Which proves my point precisely. There is nothing there that allows you to
    link *my visiti* to your site, to the colour depth on *my* PC.

    In fact, since you won't beleive me, do it. Tell me what OS (and version),
    colour depth and browser I'm using to see your site at....
    <06:48 5th August 2005>

    I await with bated breath
    --
    Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
    Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
    Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 75 TS 156 TS S2
    Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Aug 5, 2005
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  20. Sir. Tony

    Sir. Tony Guest

    I know the first visitor was using an Apple Mag and using Mac OS X

    When you view any website, you are giving up information. I also have an
    option for visitors profile, that give you even more information about
    visitors.

    How do you think they catch people who view or download illegal material on
    the Internet?
    You are the 113th visitor.
     
    Sir. Tony, Aug 5, 2005
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