I like IKEA stuff, but really....

ME: Is that something dribbling down your chin?
Her: All my conversations are recorded, so that comment has already been
noted.

OK, let's try a different tack..

Me: Do you like it in the Yaris?
Her: "Thanks for asking, but I'm only here to answer questions about
IKEA so I don't have any outside interests."

Hmm. She's very uptight.. Let's try her on work.

Me: Have you ever considered a better job?
Her: If you are out-going, dedicated, customer-service orientated and
interested in working as part of a team, contact the IKEA store near you
for possible openings...

pf,ct;

 

She`s a philisophical little minx as well.

You said: your eyes scare me

None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear. Do you have
any questions about IKEA?

You said: karl marx rocks

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which
will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious
examination is false wit.

You said: hegel

Happiness depends upon ourselves. Do you have any questions regarding IKEA.


Cosmic.

 

I said exactly the same thing and got the same response.

Then I asked if the "tables are good enough to **** on", she sent me to
a tables page. "is there anything else you'd like to see","Yes, I'd like
to see your tits"," your comments have been noted and will help me get
better with this kind of conversation"

Now I'm going to ask if she TIUTA

<goes off>

Me:"Do you take it up the arse?"
Her:"Which IKEA store do you want to the opening hours for?"
Me:"The one that lets me spread your creamy white thighs over the back
of a leather couch"
Her:"Here you will find the Leather Sofas Category."
Me:"Are they washable?"
Her:"I'm really not sure what it is you're trying to say. Can you please
try and re-phrase your question or statement."

I like her, but I'm not sure she'd be good long term material.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

"Do you take it up the shitter?"

"What IKEA store are you looking for?"

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 03:52:09 +0000, darsy wrote:

I'm not so sure.

 

'Spread your legs and get your knickers down' takes me straight to the
beds.

 

The merkin one is a ginge, Ginge! You could try her, i know for a fact
that merkin gals go for the cute british accent...

she's here: http://193.108.42.79/ikea-us/anna/bot3.html

 

Isn't it easier if done in the reverse order to what you've written?

 

I meant to people who don't know anything about Edmonton.

 

exactly. I won't be going near the place for months, and if I do, it'll
be early on a Tuesday morning or something.

The road is bad (for cars) at rush hour, and the multi-junction section
near the North Circular interchange can become so snarled even bikes
can't get through. During the day, and at the weekend, it's not so bad,
but I reckon this Ikea will see it get as bad as the North Circular
east-bound near the Ikea there.

Fortunately for me, my commute doesn't involve going this way any more.

Can you imagine what it'd be like if they'd been serious about having
the Olympic village near there?

 

More than 5 years away isn't it - therefore it would have been no problem at
all.

 

Yeah, but then it doesn't rhyme with the rest of the Macc Lads song...

 

*ding*

 

Well I'm not even remotely surprised I didn't get it.

 

[ikea edmonton]

I know Meridian Way is very bad in the peaks, it's not wonderful on a
Saturday closer to the Enfield end where there are all those "out of
town" outlets as you head towards Brimsdown.

You now lounge in the delights of a One West Anglia train.

Well I reckon that public transport is either going to be hell on earth
next week or so close to perfection we'll all be amazed. Yes the Olympic
Committee Inspection Team are in London from 15th - 19th Feb.

I'm still not convinced that London hosting the Olympics is a good
thing. The more hype there is the more distrustful I become of the whole
thing.

 

oh god, I wouldn't go up that far on it anywhere near peak time. I made
that mistake *once*.

well, I had intended to start commuting by bike when my current monthly
ticket runs out, next Thursday, but I currently only running road-legal
bike is the 'blade and I'm not that keen on commuting on it.

And don't even start me on fucking One railways, over the 1st Jan fair
increases. Their stated policy is "4% average and 9% maximum" rise. I'm
trying to get them to explain how a daily return from Bush Hill Park to
Zone one has risen over 17.5% and how my stepson's weekly return to
Enfield Town has risen by just under 60%.

 

Power Grainger says...

I used to travel to Muncie Indiana on a regular basis when I was
married. Just about every time I went out with folk from work I'd get
chatted up by merkin burds. I passed up a few definite offers and even
more possibles when I was over there, because I wouldn't cheat on my
wife. What a dickhead I was.

 

Coz you're a fine upstanding member of the community, Lozzo.

Or something like that...

 

Power Grainger says...

I haven't had extra-relationship sex since I was 21. It's something I'm
quite proud of.