I may as well put a target on me. but jeez sometimes you have to take a risk

Ok I am preparing to be chastised with a vehemenace never been seen before
in this group, but cripes I gotta drive some business before I have to start
selling my possessions.

So clue one there was, yep this is a business post a bleddy advert - ok
first round of flaming can start now - my rear, I am sure will light up like
a Munch Mammoth on Chipping Norton high street.

Now where it gets really dangerous is the name of my business, I can eieher
whisper it or leave it till the end, hmm I think I will leave it to the end,
but then I guess you will all go there now. so may as well say it
www.carwall.co.uk.

Yep there ya go, had those three little letters you all hate in it didn't
it, so I will now either lose you completely or have a few thousand gonad
bashing emails flying into my mailbox.

So whay the f**** am I here!? Well you see whilst we do pander a tad to the
four wheeled variety, our goodies do actually work jolly well for two,
indeed for anybody and there just may be one of you superbike loving devils
who would like a picture for the wall so damn big it makes your eyes water
with pride every time you wander into the outhouse and your partner crumble
in tears at the size.

So if that bad boy of yours you snapped with your xmas digicam would look
truly magnificent on super luxury canvas at 1m wide, or actually as big as
you like, then we are the kiddies to do it.

If you can actually type the url in without vomiting and gigantic pictures
rock ya thang, then do take a peek www.carwall.co.uk

Thanks, I am ready now to be driven into the ground, but be gentle, after
all I am only trying to live.

Nigel

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Carwall

I hope you weren't expecting much for your email account you trolling,
spamming ****.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Ok I am preparing to be chastised with a vehemenace never been seen before

You have made a bad mistake.

 

Indeedy, someone's not bothered to read the group charter. In it, is a
clue as to why some here get a little ticked off when people post spam
here.

 

A quick look at the prices you charge, and I'm not surprised you're bloody
quiet.

 

Muck wrote

I dunno. There could be something more sinister going on here, some
hidden meaning or something we have all missed. Mebbe it is not all it
seems?

 

<AOL>

 

I'm boggled that you read all the spamming fucker's post, let alone went
to the bother of visiting a web page. I gave up after the second
incoherent sentence.

 

1) I was bored
2) I was at work, so getting paid to do it.

 

Surely they actually pay you to be doing something other than that.

 

That bit, you got right.

I use Rasterbator ( http://arje.net/rasterbator ) to put together big
images.

Don't ask what of, FFS.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dave Jennings

Tell me it's not Carmichael's nob. Please...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Yes, I also get paid to drink beer ;-)

 

Some things can be over thought though can't they.

 

Eww. I had to read that ust before breakfast. Toast now, I think. These
sausages aren't quite so appealing now.

 

I'm kind of flattered really - "a nob to remember".

--

Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24