I now know why

Hairdresser hasn't killed himself on a bike, or why he never will.

Some **** might kill *him*, but not for any other reason than pure sport.

He rides like a fucking spazz. A fucking *ancient* spazz. A total and
complete bollockless spazz.

He wanted to go to some bike showroom and asked me if I wanted to go with
him and as I had **** all else to do, I said "Yes". What a fucking mistake
THAT was. NSL roads ridden at 40 maybe 50 mph. 30mph roads ridden at
20-25mph. Any signs of a camera in the distance and he's almost falling off
he's going that slowly and as for overtaking, well that's a mystery
manoeuvre to him.

I'll tell you how bad it was, I said "I'll go that way>> and you go <<<that
way home. My way was the motorway and that was 30,000% more interesting than
following chummy. At least I managed to scrape above the speed limit.

I woke up at home.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

He's got his car head on, happens to new riders I hear.

We came back from Brid via Tadcaster & there was a fucking huge tailback
doing 30mph in a 60 limit. Me & Andy, the gixxer wrecker hit the gas & went
past them to find at the front of the carnage was two old **** bikers doing
30mph. One of them gave us the finger as we went past at a heady 50mph, in a
60 limit

One of the chaps nearly got binned today by some **** in a 4x4 not looking
before he overtook. Dale, who was next punched the cunts side window as he
went by

Just spoke to Andy, that has gone back to Brid with his family this
afternoon, the roads we hammered around on are full of police bikes, cars &
the choppers up. Lot to be said for getting up early.

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Nige,

Honda VTR1000 SOLD!
BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue
Aprilia RSV Mille

 

He's even worse in a car and he used to have a Carrera Turbo. **** knows how
the battery stayed charged on that.

I was that man. At least I was one of those cunts doing 30 on a two lane
50mph road sitting in the inside lane behind a shit load of Sunday drivers.
Overtake? Wtf's that then?

I once lobbed a 15/16ths ring spanner through the window of a VW Beetle when
he cleaved through a bunch of us on the way to Southport, but that was in
the late 60's, so I don't know if it counts or not.

Some knob doing silly things no doubt. Probably 55 in a 60 limit with a
child pillion.

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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19