I once had a Pristine bike...

This is a rant.

This is to the inconsiderate Fuckstick that knocked my bike over outside the
chemists in port Macquarie tonight while I was in the fucking shop!

Port Macquarie is a small town... I will find out who you are and break both
your legs you turd!

For everyone else benefit, some dipshit in a white van (yeah had to be huh!)
knocked the bike over tonight, it was in immaculate condition, ... More
polish than paint most of the time, until now.

I know it just cosmetics, but that's not the point... Id never had an
immaculate bike before until this one... Had it just under 2 years, now it
has scratches on the fairing and a bent mirror, scratched exhaust and,
handlebar and pegs... Minor shit but its not immaculate anymore :-(

Arseholes!

Sorry for the bad language, but I needed a vent
Emu

 

I had an immaculate bike as well....some dip shit of a rider ruined it but
didn't do a good enough job.

Now I've got it back.

justAL

 

so did I once

mh

 

this is why you dont buy new bikes

and if you do then you push it over before you leave the shop and
now you have made a sacrifice to the gods

 

I'd have said a lot worse than that ! Shame it's school holidays, prolly
a bloody terrorist (sorry, tourist).

 

And they just pissed off and left?

Go for it!

Bloody out-of-towners!!!!

Emu, I feel very sad for your formerly-pristine bike, and even sadder for
you - that must've really shat you off big time.... The first scratch is
always the worst. I have owned one brand new car in my entire life, and I
cried when it got its first scratch (especially seeing as it wasn't my
fault!) When I got my first ding on the brand new bike, less than 24 hours
after picking it up, I said more bad words than I even knew I KNEW..... and
then I got all philosphical, like, and said "Well..... it's happened......
it can't happen again..." And you know what? It hasn't..... It's never had
a second "first-ding" (although it had a first "second-ding" and even a
first "third-ding" the other day) - I cry less these days...and I still love
my bike, even though it's been "blooded" and is no longer sparkly. I can
even smile at the curly clutch lever that I acquired out west the other
day..... coz now it almost matches the curly brake lever I acquired on the
day of the "first-ding". Gotta love symmetry.....

Hope you find the shit that de-pristinated your bike!!!!

betty

 

Anyway, what about the vehicle owner? your bike prolly scratched up the duco
too! so a little sympathy for them?

 

Anyway, what about the vehicle owner? your bike prolly scratched up the

Is that a joke? You'd wanna hope so "Rheilly" car drivers like that, with no
respect whatsoever for motorcyclists should have their balls cut off, and
THEN their licenses revoked.

HUMPH

 

Do lady emus have vents? I'd be trying a lady emu. Lady chickens have
vents and might be a tighter fit, but boy chickens are cocks. Just be
sure you don't end up with a cock.

Yellowcake wrote:
but I needed a vent

 

HehHEh!!
The devil made me do that
Good to see ya didnt over - react on it !!

 

Oh; OK then... seeing as you're trying hard to make up!

 

it's school holidays, prolly a

Ahhh ... Over it now, I've had my dummy spit, stamped my feet up and down
and made threats that I probably wouldn't have the balls to carry out
*grin*. Now I have come to terms that the "F" now has a battle scar, and
I'll get it fixed when I get the money.

Could have been worse, I could have been on it going round a round-a-bout at
the time the law of gravity made its ruling eh!

Cheers
Emu

 

You bastard you you made me laugh while I was trying really hard to sulk
and be angry!

Oh hang on... You were being serious ... I think??!?

Cheers
Emu

 

Chuckle ... Bloody hell... You were serious!!!

So whats the URL, I need to check this out

 

In aus.motorcycles on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 16:27:58 +1000

Hmmm... sounds like they might be the ones who bought the tooling from
Spagthorpe.

Zebee