I think Sir.Tony's posting elsewhere under a pseudonym

http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/06/28/massive/

Well legend.

 

I am truly speechless. The relentless democratisation of the world must
stop.

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Pretty sure I've not visited that site before, first browse and I come
across this lovely piece of prose which is so ukrm it makes me wonder if
the author is a regular contributor here.

Pennis by Gainsbourg [1]

"I deeply regret doing or saying what I’m about to do or say, but not
enough to actually refrain from doing or saying it. I’m basically a
complete failure of a human being with an overinflated sense of
entitlement; nonetheless, I shall deign to consider your pathetic
feelings by prefixing the following cuntery with the word ’sorry’"


[1]http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/07/05/pennis/

 

Some of it's positively Nige-esque
"I agree, Anthony. When you find out she has actual opinions, it
really does kill the fantasy you’ve been wanking over ever since you
saw her dunked in a bath of custard for Children in Need. At least it
does if you’re the spunk-soaked slag-sock of a shitbrained
salamander."

http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/category/animal-fannies/