I tried to find something wrong with it..

Oh yuss.. and very lovely it was too.

Heh, nippy. I'll remember that one..

Yeh, Bandit was not feeling too sure footed today, council scum put that
shite stuff on the roads again.

It's yours and you can clean it as often as you want. I may not clean
my Bandit again though, as its 5 months or so in the back garden has
given it character, bird shit and green stuff.

 

Hmm.

CIHAGM?

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11

 

Do be careful, Mark. I have a bad feeling about those tyres. I don't
know what it is but they just don't do it for me.

 

Don't be so fucking stupid. If you have a look at Metzeler Rennsports
they have a bloody great strip up each side with no tread on it and
they're one of the stickiest tyres you can get for road use. The slick
bit on the sides isn't a problem as long as you remember it exists and
don't nail the bike hard open when it's leant over past the tread.
This has been proven on soaking wet roads as I'm sure DWB amongst
others will confirm.

Just because your limited experience on bikes doesn't include a
certain type of tyre that doesn't mean it's unsafe.

 

**** off Andy. I didn't say "Ooooh, they're crap. BEGONE BEGONE!" I
said I had a bad feeling. Some people do have them and there was no
need to be so inflammatory and downright rude and the tone in your
reply was not warranted. I'm trying to understand what I've done that
has upset you so much that has caused you to put me down every single
fucking thing I say recently but I do wish you'd tell me so I can
somehow empathize with you.

 

Oh, I can't be fucking bothered.

<marks thread ignore>

 

Stop being hormonal. I've had a quick look in my out box to see where
I've been putting down every single thing you say but I must have
deleted them because I can't find any.

 

I wondered what the **** this **** was waffling on about until I
checked the headers.

www.talkaboutmotorcycles.com was a bit of a giveaway.

 

Men! Oh, and as I've ignored the thread I can't possibly have read
the reply you wrote tha I've just replied to.

Yes, I am a bit hormonal. It's part of my monthly cycle. From around
the 15th to the 24th of every month. Feel my pain.

 

Andy Bonwick wrote

So did I.

I couldn't be arsed.

You must keep it as a link then cos it is easier to open the thread,
find me way to the top, open the original post, read it in it's entirety
and try hard to remember it, go back to where I came from and re read
that and try to draw sense from the reply or press the space bar and
move on, which is what I did.

I do sense though I am sure some criticism of bigpauly though. Would it
be for failing to make any reference to the to which his reply was
addressed?

 

I'd love to ... but I have one, plus one in the build which will be my
special. Exactly how cheap are we talking here?

 

I can only assume that pay day is the 25th?

 

15th.

 

Gaffer tape! Stat!

 

Damn e7even and their dodgy adsl connection.

Seven minutes is far too long to wait for a view of such a shiny object,
especially when only the black wing mirrors were in view for 4 of them.

If you took it out today I hope you sprayed it liberally with Scottoil
WS365.


I'd dump the sticky out bits, they look like something leftover from
removing it from it's airfix plastic moulding.

 

Wind your fucking neck in, Nick. It's rapidly becoming a) predictable
and b) annoying.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Antoine amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Cheap enough for me to be able to afford one

 

You mean the mushrooms? Why would you want to do that?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Muck amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Well quite but now I have another problem.

Theft paranoia. I've chained it to my ratbike, bought a cover and put it
on and now I want a big FOAD chain and ground anchor.

 

You've got some concrete you can secure the anchor to I take it?