I want...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIMOTA-TESI-2D-MOTORCYCLE-SUPER-BIKE-AS-NEW-DEL-
MILES_W0QQitemZ330027845801QQihZ014QQcategoryZ424QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

And I want it now.

 

I thought this was the new, 'don't frighten yourself to death,' Lozzo.
Am I behind the times as usual?

 

Lozzo wrote

How are the tests going from the hospital?

 

That is bizarrely cool...

 

God, that looks horrible to me - like a bizarro world version of a real
motorbike

 

Scraggy says...

What's to be scared of about an air-cooled 993cc Ducati engine, they're
quite tame compared to the Daytona.

 

steve auvache says...

Not heard back about the MRI scan yet, but the EEG I had showed no
change from the one I had just after the TIA. They usually get back to
me within a couple of weeks, I ought to give them a call to chase it up.

 

Lozzo wrote

Judging by your choice of desirable motorcycles I would brace yourself
for extremely bad news if I were you.

 

So do I. Want to go halves. I keep it for ten months, you for the other
2 months?

 

The Tesi is gorgeous. I've always wanted one of those.

 

How does that steering work then?

Tim

 

Where's the rest of it?

 

Cab says...

It's a spic thing, obviously.

Tell you what, you pay half, I pay half. I get to keep it for 8 months
and keep it clean and serviced, you have it for November, December,
January and February and you can leave it dirty if you like. Sounds fair
to me.

 

Cab says...

My boss has one of the originals, unridden, sitting in his collection.

 

Unnecessary Statements - No11 in a list of 100

 

Okay, so where do I address my £150 cheque to when you pay the other
£20,000?

 

Well, when you pull the bar to the left, the bike goes left; pull right
and the bike goes right.

However, when you gently push on the left bar, you go right and when
you gently push on the right, you go left. It's called
counter-steering. Something shafties do as well as chain driven bikes,
of course.

 

Cab says...

I'm not convinced that you're taking this at all seriously.

 

Oh. Just the same as my bike then. But of course, mine looks a lot less
complicated.

Tim

 

My bikes must be broken then. When I push the left bar, I go left.