Ice Hockey

Re: Is Explosive Diarrhea Associated With Viagra?

Group: alt.social-security-disability Date: Mon, Dec 20, 2010, 10:26pm
(EST-3) From: (Earle Jones)
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I am 61, disabled and tried Viagra for the first time. I took the
recommended dose and after a few hours my testicles and vision started
to turn blue along with the hardest wood I have produced in years. I
laid down on the bed and my 37 year old lady friend crawled between my
legs for
  a little oral pleasure. As she took it in her mouth, my penis
started throbbing and shaking enough to rattle her teeth. Then out of
nowhere, I let a high pitched fart and Niagara
  Falls spewed out of my ass. It covered my lady friend and she
retched and gagged. My scrotum was royal blue by this time and my
testicles were bouncing like jumping beans! She got up, screamed and ran
out of the house. And she won't talk to me anymore. I think these side
effects should be reported to the manufacturer.
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I suspect that you bought your Viagra from some Canadian company and not
from a true red-blooded American producer. Canadian companies that
produce medications sometime include powerful laxatives to cause us to
shit all over the bed. It is their way of getting even with our success
in ice hockey.
I read about this in the Journal of the American Medical Association,
July, 2011 issue.
earle
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