I'd like my three pound fifty back please

As RiDE had an article about a Morroco run [1] I picked up a copy. I
can see why it is called DiRE now.

Very little written content, though some of the photography is good -
the picture of the Millau viaduct for example. Over half the magazine
is adverts or features that may as well be adverts.

Now what's that phrase? - 'not fit for purpose'

[1] new bikes, 500cc plus, hotels, long ferry crossing - amateurs.

 

You are TOG with a minge!

 

I think you'll find she shaves, er, so I've been told...

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: Lady Nina wrote:
:
: > As RiDE had an article about a Morroco run [1] I picked up a copy. I
: > can see why it is called DiRE now.
: >
: > Very little written content, though some of the photography is good -
: > the picture of the Millau viaduct for example. Over half the magazine
: > is adverts or features that may as well be adverts.

.............and the Bandit 1200 "test" was, in fact, a report on a few dyno
shoot-out runs.

Mark

 

..and so does TOG.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cane amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

THanks for that.

 

Ah, good point

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Extreme Racing http://www.veggie-dave.co.uk
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I really was quite pissed at your party.

 

Lady Nina says...

Is someone going to elaborate?

 

How much more explicit do you need, ffs?
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|_\_____/_| ..78875.../...19870.../..31251.
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Salad Dodger says...

I'd like to hear how they got to a stage where Dave found out. Was he
told or shown? ITWSBT

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

Jpeg?

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Fairy nuff.
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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..78875.../...19870.../..31251.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.

 

Well, I don't know you lot socially, but I'm sitting here like Homer
Simpson, going "hmmmm, doughnuts"

 

Less would be my preference tbh.

 

I'm positive he wasn't shown but I can't remember telling him. Any way
I might have been lying. Or changed my mind. Or something.

Remind me never to drink again.

 

Shouldn't that read Furry muff?

 

Hairy muff.

 

You will probably find her in here
http://ratemycameltoe.com/vote.php?itemid=181224
NWS

'Hog

 

You sober up and it grows back.