Having listened to Pip extolling the virtues of his Vans skate shoes I went in search of a pair in town. There's a small 'alternative' clothing store in one of the arcades that sells DCs and stuff like that, so I went in and asked "Do you know where I can buy some Vans please?". Skater-dude behind the counter says "Have you tried Auto Trader, my mate bought his Golf from there?" I felt like twatting the dozy cunt but just walked out instead