If anyone's wondering...

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

Certainly not. That would be a gross breach of patent law.

There may be certain other technical difficulties and challenges, but
the project falls at this first hurdle.

Sorry.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Bah! it's only a recommendation...

 

I can imagine that.

Although ged knows, I don't want to.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

It's neither big nor clever, you know.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

<bottom lip sticks out>

<studies shoes intently>

 

Champ? Is that you?

 

"Once precisely-defined deceleration forces are registered the spoiler
tilts and the additional air resistance this generates reduces the
braking distance to that of a lorry."

Not sure that they meant to word it like that!