If God really exists

Dude. That thing was made of mud brick. They had to repair it every
time it rained. You think they would take the time to repair other
bits of it as well.

 

Either somebody can't read or has a really active imagination.

 

I've got it sussed. They had american lawyers who argued a
technicality. The commandment was 'Thou shalt not murder'. Didnt say
anything about not killing anyone.

The dvd will be out shortly, so long as you arn't hebrew or and
isralite. The reason is that I dont think they managed to invent the
wheel (there is no evidence of it). Technically, they borrowed the
technology from someone they were trying not to murder at the time.
So you may have a bit of a wait for a dvd. Unless of course a
palistinian who happens to be holding a copy of it, doesnt get
accidentaly knocked on the head.

Oh, but then you could only have a copy of it. Because they would have
to give the original back to the guy that recently wasnt murdered.
(They could claim that it was borrowed, not stolen - since you cant
steal #8 comandment). And so long as the owner didnt live next door
to you, you'd be fine on the coveting front as well [#10
commandment].. Doesnt say anything about not pinching stuff from the
chap two doors down. So maybe if he had a copy, you could just walk
in and take it.

 

That's the question isn't it? If he exists.
--
Deevo

Geraldton
WA, The Nanny State (® Corks)
http://members.westnet.com.au/mckenzie

 

Surely God would not be so petty.


-Barry
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God has only one rule.
Thou shall not be happy.


-Barry
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The devil is a creation of organised religion.


-Barry
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Something that rots his brain.

God didn't have to make things that way.
God can do anything, so he doesn't have the problems parents do.

Damn God! He has to make everything tough for us.

-Barry
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God is an imaginary deity.


-Barry
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God is a he because his inventors were male. God hates everyone but mostly
women.


-Barry
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Wasn't an apple it was a forbidden fruit.
(no mention what it was)
she was tempted to eat the forbidden fruit by Satan who was disguised as
a snake.
After she took a bite she took on the crafty bitchy role as temptress
and tricked poor adam into taking a bit as well.
So the assumption here is that satan is actually a female.
women are tempted by snakes.
Men are and always be tempted by their snakes.
(is there a point to any of this post?)

 

Which bible did you read?
palestinians?
Joseph went up the mountain?
Wasn't it moses?
I think you better read less comics and more factual stuff before you
make a total fool of yourself.

 

Yeah, I spotted it after I had posted it.. Wuz reading an article
about joseph riding a harley while I was typing that post.

The first part was meant to rather loosely highlight that the cheif
religeous document of that faith was in fact made up over many hundred
years. Usually with a lot of making things up to fit various sticky
questions that got asked. See Constantine for a really great bit of
making things up.

The second part highlights that it really is just based on a sect of
absolute nutters.

Palistine (Cannan).. You know, the poor sods that keep having their
land taken off them. Ok, the bible calls them canaanites, but we now
call people by where they live.. So Palestinians..

Joshua a rather war like dude, Lead the isralites in 1350BC (or
thereabouts - they are still arguing over it) on a raid and stole all
the land off them [Canaanites]. Gave it to the 12 tribes.

He [Joshua] was supposed to have been the next big dude after moses..
But I think Josiah (circa 600BC) made it all up. More than likely he
was around at about the same time as moses was. I suspect they didnt
get along very well.

 

And why wouldn't she? She didn't know snakes were bad 'cos she'd never seen
one...

Didn't she have a right to assume that as God must've made the snake it'd be
kosher?...

As her descendants, I think we should launch a class action...

Doug Cox.
Work to ride, Ride to work...

 

K count me in.

 

Took me fuckin long enough

*threadplonk*

Mike.S

 

To start with GOD is not a persom but a spiritual beinb.
As the this planet as well as all other is governed by the
forces of nature it is constantly changing and mowing.
The eart have to crack when land masses are mowing and changing and
Vulcanos have to erupt when the earths core pressure become to great. If not
we would not even have any land masses but covered by water.
Do not blame a Spiritual GOD for what happen to a 3 dimential world. GOD's
"world" would be one dimential speritual without any solid material and
without time and space.
That is where your soul come from but your body is 3 dimential and will be
destroyed as will everything else in the universe..just to be recreated
again.
All the planets and Suns will expand untill they callapse into themself and
then explode into a new beginning..over and over again for ever and ever as
it have been done for ever before and the universe is without end or
beginning and the planets and Suns are without any numbers as there are no
end to them.
Try to read this after a few new year drinks.
Have a nice 2004.
PEM

 

BUSH jnr.

 

Ah - humour.....

 

Hey PEM - not a bad answer.