If I'm Elected President...

Discussion in 'Bay Area Bikers' started by Larry xlax Lovisone, Oct 29, 2004.

  1. If I'm elected President I will make peace with the World...

    I will put Saddam back in the hole...

    I will get out of Iraq...

    I will pull back all military forces to our shores...

    I will fortified our shores against al Qeada attacks...

    I will forbid supporting any foreign oil habit...

    I will make alternative energy mandatory...

    I will sign into law free Ben and Jerry's to improve American image because
    you don't look all war mongrel like while licking ice cream cones...

    I will outlaw war on the grounds (A) it's too expensive (B) it only serves
    to pissed off the enemy... (C) it just breeds more terrorist...

    Larry L
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    Larry xlax Lovisone, Oct 29, 2004
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  2. Which hole? The one he was caught hiding in, or pre-invasion Iraq?

    I didn't know you had left Sacramento?

    Good for you!

    Should be pretty easy with the entire military sitting around waiting for
    Al-Quida to swim the Atlantic.
    Shut down half the countries transportation industry in one fell swoop would
    you? That should piss off enough soccer moms to make sure you aren't
    reelected.

    Good deal! So we'll have solar powered bikes? Then we would ALL be only a
    little faster than current Buells.

    What war mongering would be left if the military is sitting around waiting
    for crazy swimmers to wade ashore?

    War definately does piss off the enemy...but I thought that was the point?

    By the sounds of this Larry, you should just move to Canada, and be hapy. Us
    Americans will make sure the wholely owned american subsidiary known as
    Canada never has any problems....
     
    Troy the Troll, Oct 29, 2004
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  3. Larry xlax Lovisone

    Phil Scott Guest

    If you did that al Qaida would cease and desist its
    activity..
    Those living off of the trillions in fraud spinning from
    our US military industrial
    complex will not permit such moves however

    See the Movie JFK (rent it) and notice President Eisenhowers
    last speech to the nation... the most credible of credible
    men... called this shot.

    That would crash the economy unless implimented
    slowly..slowly will gut US oil company profits, also eliminate
    much of cause for war... see above remarks on that issue.

    terrorist...


    Correct.

    Phil Scott
     
    Phil Scott, Oct 29, 2004
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  4. I will fortified our shores against al Qeada attacks...
    Its nice to know Phil is in his usual delusion state.
     
    Troy the Troll, Oct 29, 2004
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  5. Didn't you forget something?

    ....and I'll ensure there's a V-4 in every garage?
     
    Craig Hightower, Oct 30, 2004
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  6. Another clueless lemming buys into the leadership role of the
    executive branch...
     
    Greek Shipping Magnets, Oct 30, 2004
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