If sir requires.....

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nige, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. Nige

    Nige Guest

    A big trail type beast, what would sir buy? I love the whole KTM 990
    Adventure S package & ride, but no-one has one so reviews are as rare
    as tits on a drainpipe. The Honda Transalp is just a bit low on power
    for me, no more GS's please.

    The new Tiger has changed into a different type of bike altogether.

    Bit of a sparse genre now.

    I really do like the KTM, it also look very well put together with real
    quality parts. Quite light too, for it's size.

    Getting bored of looking now. I am not buying without anecdotal
    evidence this time though. I'm nearly at the stage of getting a big
    **** off supermoto & shoving panniers on it.
    --

    'Got a letter from the government the other day, opened it up it said
    that they where suckers....'

    Nige

    Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
    Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)
     
    Nige, Jun 1, 2007
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    rda Guest


    Nige, FFS how many "what bike" posts are you going to make. Just go fucking
    buy one.

    Sorry man but you really are starting to drone on a bit :s

    Im hardly the most entertaining person here (and only very rarely post) but
    come on man make a decision and put us/me out of our/my mysery.

    <toddles off to collect another spicy rum>
     
    rda, Jun 1, 2007
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  3. Whatever sir likes.

    For goodness sake you change bikes more often than some women buy
    handbags and shoes. You won't have whatever you buy for long enough for
    it to cause you worries [1]. Christ, we have you buying a bike every
    two nanoseconds and at the other extreme darsy who takes millennia to
    decide what he might like to buy. The only issue in common between the
    pair of you is endless postings asking for advice or reviews of your
    latest wish lists.

    If I was you I would keep my money in the bank until I was really happy
    that I had found the bike I wanted to buy and I'd researched it all
    myself and not relied on the views of everyone else. As far as ukrm is
    concerned you will either get every opinion under the sun about a bike
    which is no help or else unanimity about the latest clit bike (currently
    the ZX10 it seems).

    [1] yes, yes you were traumatised by the GS but you were warned but
    ignored the advice. [2]
    [2[ which makes it all the more ironic that you are asking for more
    opinions from ukrm.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jun 1, 2007
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  4. No one here has ever seen me properly angry - it is not a pretty sight.
    I was simply exasperated not angry.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jun 1, 2007
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Does he turn green?
     
    Pip Luscher, Jun 1, 2007
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  6. <starts to post generalised gay stereotype>
    <notices use of 'some'>
    <shuts up>
    <edits post>
     
    Work in progress, Jun 2, 2007
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    muddy cat Guest

    Christ, I've had the same wallet for about 20 years.
     
    muddy cat, Jun 2, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    Hmm, I've had the same wallet for over 30 years.
     
    deadmail, Jun 2, 2007
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    Gyp Guest

    Wallets only wear out if you open them and take out money. Yours will
    have years of life left in it yet :)
     
    Gyp, Jun 2, 2007
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  10. Nige

    Gyp Guest

    Seconded.

    Shall we have a whip round and then poke him with a stick?
     
    Gyp, Jun 2, 2007
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    JB Guest

    ^^^^^^^^^

    What's wrong with it and is it for sale?

    JB
     
    JB, Jun 2, 2007
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  12. Nige

    rda Guest

    Its Italian, what could possibly be wrong with it ?

    TBH I have not sussed it out yet, but it looks to be the coils or something
    to do with the ignition system.
    It runs fine for 10 miles or so then just conks out, no coughing or
    spluttering, just stops. It wont reatsrt unless you give in 10mins or so to
    cool down, then repeat..........

    Deffo not a random problem as it happens *every* time I take it out.

    It may be for sale, but not untill I get it sorted.
     
    rda, Jun 2, 2007
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  13. These insults are being remembered for retribution day.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jun 2, 2007
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    Paul Corfield, Jun 2, 2007
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  15. Nige

    Nige Guest

    Come on, you have to make some mistakes on your own. Don't tell me you
    have never done it.

    Anyway, i reckon the Yamaha XT with a full rack might just be what I'm
    after & it's cheap as dogpiss too.



    --


    'Got a letter from the government the other day, opened it up it said
    that they where suckers....'

    Nige

    Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
    Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)
     
    Nige, Jun 2, 2007
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  16. Nige

    Nige Guest

    Whatever you say, at least my posts are to do with bikes, not kittens &
    **** only knows what shit. I dont moan about them, so dont moan about
    mine OK? Don't forget, this is as much my group as any other poster,
    it's not modded, so get over it.

    --


    'Got a letter from the government the other day, opened it up it said
    that they where suckers....'

    Nige

    Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
    Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)
     
    Nige, Jun 2, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    Oh he's a lovely chap but you just know it's John Sweeny lurking
    somewhere deep under the surface.

    Actually I've known Sweeny since he was a quiet fledgling reporter and
    his recent outburts had me in stitches.
     
    Hog, Jun 2, 2007
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    JB Guest

    Bugger. I do like a challenge (as long as it's cheap).

    JB
     
    JB, Jun 2, 2007
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    rda Guest

    Wrong tree im afraid.
     
    rda, Jun 2, 2007
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  20. Nige

    JB Guest

    Mea culpa......I am what I am......
    <sounds of hazel switch hitting felsh of naked back...>

    Did you ever see the advert a few years back for the last Toyota MR2 with
    the monk in the saffron coloured robes?
    <"mind pure, body cleansed...I fear nothing but the night....">
    A mate saw that on telly and called me stright away. "ITV NOW!!. See that?
    that's *you* that is!.

    JB




    JB
     
    JB, Jun 2, 2007
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