I'm alive!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nige, May 15, 2011.

  1. Nige

    Nige Guest

    Sorry kids...
     
    Nige, May 15, 2011
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    mark Guest

    For now.....
     
    mark, May 15, 2011
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    boxerboy Guest

    Bugger and I had 1.37 in the Nige sweepstake

    Boxerboy
     
    boxerboy, May 15, 2011
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  4. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, boxerboy
    There's hope yet.

    <crn mode>

    Usenet propagation.

    </cm>
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 15, 2011
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    Eiron Guest

    I expect you've lost confidence in your body and will be Nigeing it out
    on ebay soon.
     
    Eiron, May 15, 2011
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    Andy Guest

    **** you, I've been offered £500 for the Kawasaki so go and play on
    the M62
     
    Andy, May 15, 2011
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    eamo Guest

    Ah crap!!!


    *tweaks neck tourniquet on voodoo doll*

    *squints back at screen*
     
    eamo, May 16, 2011
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    Ian Field Guest

    **** you, I've been offered £500 for the Kawasaki so go and play on
    the M62

    =========================

    H2S suicide kits are available online.
     
    Ian Field, May 16, 2011
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    Andy B Guest

    I've had a whiff of H2S before and it didn't kill me.
     
    Andy B, May 16, 2011
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    Ian Field Guest

    So I'm told - when it stops smelling like rotten eggs, you're a gonner.

    In particulare there have been a few reported cases of agricultural workers
    being killed by H2S after climbing/falling into slurry tanks.

    A craze went through Japan recently with people topping themselves by mixing
    acid containing products and soluble sulphur containing products.

    There was at least one case in the UK - some woman advertised on a message
    board for someone to share the experience, some bloke replied so they parked
    up in a secluded spot, taped a toxic gas warning in the windscreen and
    poured the 2 chemicals into a bowl.
     
    Ian Field, May 16, 2011
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    wessie Guest

    better than drowning in liquid shit
     
    wessie, May 16, 2011
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    Ian Field Guest

    Some of them probably did, but were unconcious by then anyway.
     
    Ian Field, May 16, 2011
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  13. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie
    Paging Blaney...
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 16, 2011
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    Andy B Guest

    H2S kills your olfactory nerve so you think you've run away from the gas
    when the reality is that you've gone towards it. Alway run cross wind
    because that way you're neither going into it or having it follow you.
    It's heavier than air so any hole is a potential death trap if you're
    working with fossil fuels. I got a whiff (quite a big one) when I was
    working at a gas extraction plant on the Caspian Sea and the alarms
    didn't go off. Two of us were walking up through the plant, saw a group
    of guys wearing BA and didn't suss out what was happening until we
    realised the smell wasn't down to one of us farting. We legged it cross
    wind as fast as we could and got away with it.
     
    Andy B, May 16, 2011
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  15. I've never sniffed radar sets.

    (One for the anoraks, there)
     
    The Older Gentleman, May 16, 2011
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    Scraggy Guest

    Heh, it always amuses me, particularly in a modern style documentary,
    when a shot of a Lanc, purportedly involved in the dams raid for
    instance, is sporting a radome and a mid upper turret.
     
    Scraggy, May 17, 2011
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    Ian Field Guest

    A septic would be sniffing H2X.
     
    Ian Field, May 17, 2011
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