I'm back - almost in one piece.

Jeeeesus matey! That is truly grim news. 3months! Fucking *ouch*!
A bloke who works for me fell through his own ceiling back in October won't
be back until april at the earliest and that was 'only' a femur.
Dr John says.....take lots of drugs. Ale too.
GWS.

JB

 

Wotcha.

The evening of Halloween - one car driver not looking before turning right -
point of impact, my left knee. Nine hours of surgery - one rebuilt pelvis -
one rather fetching skin graft, and 60 plus days lying on my back looking at
the ceiling. I'm now back home, complete with Zimmer frames and crutches .
.. . . . . . and that, dear people, is why I ain't been posting on here for
the last three months.

 

Who are you?

Kiddin, get betrter you layabout fucksponge.

 

Wotcha

The inventor of the "crash diet".
Simple. You crash - then you lose weight. I'm almost four stone lighter
now - would have been a tad more if the leg had to come off ;-)

I've done enough laying about for now.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ^..^ Lone Wolf

<Steps up to microphOne>

Tap, Tap, tap...

Is this thing on?

You *clumsy* ****.

Thanks.

 

Only four stone in 60 days? Amateur. I lost a stone in just a week after
my last off.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden

Prison food...

 

I would have lost more but you'd be surprised how many calories you can
digest from rectally-ingested semen.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden

You should have said! I'd have chipped a quid or two into the "Ogden
Soap-on-a-Rope" fund.

 

Clumsy cnut.
GWS, when are you going to be back on a bike ?.

 

Commiz - I know the feeling. More than two months in traction while the
rest slowly mended too.

Let out after three months, the first thing I did was to go and buy
another Stadium Project 4 - its predecessor very definitely saved my life.

 

Wanking, surely?

 

Faack. At least you don't seem to be looking at amputation, as your
namesake of some years ago was.

GWS, you clumsy ****.

 

Do be careful you clumsy ****.

 

Ouch.
Be (more) careful out there.

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What happened to the bike?

 

Clumsy ****.

What bike and is it salvageable?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip Luscher

Give me a break, this Lone Wolf. It probably wasn't salvageable when he
set off.

 

If I remember correctly wolf of some years ago eventually had the leg
amputated after at least 2 years of lots of pain and failed surgery.

Should go without saying but mend well.

 

He's got some nice machinery.