In defence of Halfords...

Post something funny and I might.

 

I didn't, for one moment, think it would have been.

Well, I don't question that. But bloody handy and the fact you can
check store stock and reserve on line is pretty useful.

 

So she wants to get you out of the house. Is this just to give you a
chance to ride, or because she wants time to herself? Nudge, nudge...

 

haha.

whatever.

 

Yes. Mother had some at Xmas from my sister. Layed out in a platter style
on a vacuum formed tray.

Probably bought in the old woolies which has been taken over by B&M.
http://www.bmstores.co.uk/stores and looked similar to
http://www.benjis-direct.com/christmaschocolategiftboxes/0l1564.html

 

yeah, like that - cheers.

Can't stand the cunting things myself, but if securing a box gets me
an extra weekly blowjob or two[1], then it's worth the effort.

[1] and I don't mean from you, thanks anyway.

 

@news.eternal-september.org:

http://www.wiperblades.co.uk/ - the own brand WB5 Aeroblades I bought from
here in November have been excellent. I took a gamble on the recommendation
from Auto Express and it has been worthwhile.

The sell branded ones too.

 

Wash them with Fairy Liquid first.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

well, if you think your stepsons are too old for me you can surely imagine
my views on a middle aged, bald & alcoholic NEET?

 

Is Pre-NEET more your thing?

 

Professionally, yes, I work with EETs to prevent them becoming NEET.

 

Genuine LOL

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Nige,

Land Rover 90
Yamaha R1
Range Rover Vogue

 

I know the local Halford manager, in faqct i returned a socket to him this
very morning. We used to go boozing & clubbing years ago, top lad thats got
plenty of nouse, he does it 'cos it fits in with times for kids etc & is
rather better paying than you would think.

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Nige,

Land Rover 90
Yamaha R1
Range Rover Vogue

 

£55 for my Passat estate from the VW cunts.

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Nige,

Land Rover 90
Yamaha R1
Range Rover Vogue

 

<fx: bites>

as it happens I'm currently training for SCRUM-Master certification,
ITIL certification,boning up on my MSP knowledge to finally take the
exam, and getting re-aquainted with the P30 model. I might even
finally get around to paying the few hundred squids to sit the IMC
test.

Oh, and I've been self-learning origami.

;-)

 

I think that's a tad harsh.

On Dixons.

 

I wish they did blades in LHD configuration - their prices are
drastically cheaper than over here, and I can't find any for the Audi
without paying Audi prices.

 

I've found vinegar works well - actually vinegar works well with most
things glass related. If the wipers squeak it's because they or the
glass are greasy and vinegar fixes that.

....and newspaper is the thing for cleaning windows.

 

Have you been watching "How Clean Is Your House?"

 

Roughly what; give or take 5k?