Initiation

I just got a text from my brother in law, to tell me was running late
for the French Run and wouldn't be ready until 1500.

Today.

Truly, he is a natural born French Runner.

 

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FFS. It begins.

 

Yebbut I set off a week ago.

 

And that's where it ends, you low-flying Ewok, you. OK?

 

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Akela, I will do my best.

 

Bet it was that blind **** from Silverstone that reversed into our fucking
van.

 

And so it seems to be. Everything feels alright, anyway. But a lot of
bits have got scratched, albeit not severely. The chap wot done it, or
his insco, is going to have quite a bill.

 

Has he been delayed raising some cash for Spete?

 

You're going the wrong way!

 

LOL

 

So I am. I'm obliged.