insurance fun

My insurer has just phoned to say my car was involved in an incident on Mon
23rd November in Malvern.

As I had commuted to Cardiff by bike on that day, and was sitting in a
lecture theatre with 48 witnesses at the time of the incident, the other
party may struggle to pin that on me.

I suppose I'll have a load of other bogus offences to fend off as some ****
has probably cloned my plate.

 

It will be some Niggerian **** trying it on. I had two last year, both
the 911 reg plate, both claiming I damaged them in York.

One managed to get my number from the Ins.Co. and her supposed "husband"
called me. Clearly he hadn't encountered UKRM speak before or such a
range of racist epithets. Told me he was reporting me to Plod and the
Commission for Racial Equality. Well chuffed I was.

I redirect them to Nige now though.

 

Feel free!

 

Jesus, i had this, it takes a while to get sorted.

Keep a diary Dave.

 

DVLA will change your registration plate if you have to much hassle

 

So did a colleague. An Asian 'gentleman' claimed he'd clouted his taxi
while Jerome had actually been walking to work (as he does). As you
say, took ages to sort.

 

They are very well versed in these types of cons