Insurance Q

Lovely.

<round of applause>

 

Salad Dodger said...

Thank you SD, that just about sums up my feelings about it all.

 

Paul Corfield
Dec 4, 11:19 am said:

It look's like there will be 2 deaths.

 

We all have to die, Tony. To Virginia Woolf death was the conclusion
of the hours, the hours of torment that filled every day of her life.

"I feel certain that I am going mad again: I feel we can't go through
another of those terrible times. And I shan't recover this time. I
begin to hear voices, and can't concentrate. So I am doing what seems
the best thing to do. You have given me the greatest possible
happiness. I can't fight it any longer...

However, I fear the conclusion to your life will be far less romantic,
brave and tearful. But you can still fill your pockets with stones
and slowly walk into the River Ouse if you fancy.

 

That's weddings.

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote

I agree.

Although this year I am trying ever so hard to have Christmas on me own,
I have never done it. I want to see what it is like and with the kids
starting to get married the future is likely to be full of another
generation needing attention at this time of year, so this/next year are
likely to be my last chance.

 

What are you wittering on about now?

You are an idiot of the first order. You live in a dump. You have a crap
job. You wouldn't recognise a computer if it fell on your head. You have
the linguistic skills of a lobotomised chimp. And you threaten me with
death?

FFS grow up and go and get a life - preferably one that has nothing to
do with ukrm.

 

I will not talk about any location(i may or may not live in). I will
not have anyone accusing me of murder(I've genuinely mistaken you for
that silly man(hope I never see his rubbish again)), that's what sort
of death i was talking about.

 

Which proves you don't read posts properly doesn't it?

Do I get an apology then or do I have to kick you off your bike the next
time I see you parked in my road?

 

It's extra shite, this year.

I now have one fewer sibling than I did this morning.

All attempts to cheer me up may result in a torrent of abuse.

I apologise in advance.
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| ___ Salad Dodger
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_/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..78895.../...20405.../..31257.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.

 

Salad Dodger said...

****! Really sorry to hear this.

No need for apologies

 

Context, you fuckwit. Who are you replying to - and who are you
referring to, for ****'s sake?

Look - if you're going to kill someone - best make pretty damn sure it
is the right person you kill *before* you do the business.
You fuckwit.

 

Salad Dodger wrote

That is sad man

I shan't bother then.

gaf?

 

The chess game didn't go down well, then?

 

Ah, ****. Sorry to hear that.

It's 'less', btw.

 

Is it buggery.
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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..78895.../...20405.../..31257.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.

 

Sorry to hear SD.

I won't bother and I understand if you react anyway.

 

No need to apologise. Condolences.

 

This is an entity who cannot find (a) decency, (b) a dictionary and
sometimes (c) the Shift key. You expect him to find York, from
Enfield?

 

Condolences, SD.

As is only right and proper.

Don't worry about it - it's often said, it's easier to obtain
forgiveness than it is permission.