Insurance

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beelzebub belched forth and ejected the
following:

Besides getting a bus-pass and smelling of wee, you mean?

 

Last minute Bee, as usual, suddenly realised today that her bike insurance
expires midnight tonight.

Did a quick ebike quote, which gave £192 FC with no voluntary excess,
compulsory excess of £250 on each bike. Pretty good, methought.

Decided to give my insurance company a chance to quote and ended up with
£189 FC, protected full NCB, excesses of £250 on R6, £150 on CRF, 90 days
green card.

Now back with Express Insurance for another year and pretty chuffed with the
price. There's some benefit in getting more mature, it seems.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beelzebub belched forth and ejected the
following:

Besides getting a bus-pass and smelling of wee, you mean?

Well, if you don't smell of wee, there's the ever present danger of having
the bus weirdo come sit next to you...

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beelzebub belched forth and ejected the
following:

Public bus travel is nauseating. I'd be devastated if I ever lost my
licence again, the train's just as bad but then the smell of farts is
worse than wee on trains, imho.

Congrats on your insurance, by the time I hit the big four-oh, protected
NCB should be in my grasp, too.

I don't suppose being a woman is seen as risky either.

<Rolls eyes>

 

I don't do public transport much - last time I did was the night I ended up
ratarsed at a works leaving do a couple of weeks ago. Consequently, I have
now decided that if I ever go out again, I will be driving, thus avoiding a

OI!! I haven't reached the big four-oh just yet - still have 3 months to go!

Depends who you talk to ;-)

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beelzebub belched forth and ejected the
following:

Public transport is ghastly and inconvenient (or should that be
incontinent). The last time I used it was to go and collect a motorbike
from a dealer near Harrow and thank God it was early enough that the
great unwashed were still in bed!

Heh and double heh.

Heh

True. Is your occupation seen as more hazardous than being Chris Evans
from an insurance POV?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beelzebub belched forth and ejected the
following:

*Coo* and *Perk*

Passport photos round your house then!

 

My occupation as per official paperwork is very innocuous sounding and can
cover a vast multitude of sins, thankfully. I'm seen as being the staid,
solid, reliable, paper-pusher type person - the sort whose signature counts
for something on passport photographs, f'rinstance. ;-)

 

Honey, that big wet stain in your jeans is a magnet for a certain type
of bloke.....

 

Hog said...

<waves>

 

You could always chop yer knob off and speak in high pitched voice.

 

What are the chances of some one on this froup doing that, eh?

 

Bastard!

<turns keyboard upside down to drain tea out...>

 

On a related note, I was disappointed to find my IBM Model M isn't
teaproof.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a
I demand nothing of you except that you amuse me.

Folding@Home Team UKRM
http://vspx27.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=teampage&teamnum=47957

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cab belched forth and ejected the following:

I was going to post a link to a video from snuffx.com where this
cheating husband gets dragged out into a village square and has his knob
pulled out by a mob of angry women and had it chopped off with a
mashete.

Unfortunately for everyone, it's gone members only.

 

I'm sooo disappointed.

 

Whinging Courier said...

Is the victim a member, or non-member now?

 

Sort of defeats the purpose.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a
I demand nothing of you except that you amuse me.

Folding@Home Team UKRM
http://vspx27.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=teampage&teamnum=47957

 

ITYF he's been dis-membered.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dan L belched forth and ejected the following:

For a while he was a cut above the rest.