[QUOTE] Because fairground rides are bolted together by illiterate, un-regulated pikeys whereas passenger-carrying aircraft and sea-going vessels have skilled, qualified engineers ensuring compliance with stringent regulations.[/QUOTE] Fairground rides have more inspections than anything on the sea and all repairs have to be approved by the insurers before the repair is carried out. I fucking hate it when we have to quote to repair fairground crap. Marine stuff is great because you just tell the Lloyds inspectors what they want to hear and they fuck off to drink tea in the mess. Think JC and try to deny it.