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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog

You're not wrong there.

And she says you can keep breathing.

For the moment.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Ooh. I appear to have a contract that ends in September too.

And some in-laws with a flat near Malaga.

And a new bike that needs some serious mileage.

Unfortunately, I'll almost certainly WUN-out. But it's a nice dream, no?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Yes. <sighs, looks at watch>

 

Oh, don't feel singled out.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

FFS, don't do that. You'll be sat there waiting for one, and three will
turn up all at once.

 

I fear for civilisation, really I do.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

That sounds like a plan.

Or not.

As the case may be.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Girlfriend rather than wife, but otherwise spot on.

 

I think you mean "beggars can't be choosers" ;~)

 

Indeed.

In fact, amongst the couple of dozen UKRM couples I know, I reckon the
choice of wife has tended to be better than the choice of husband.

 

Just what I was thinking.

Everty time I see them, I wonder what possessed that saint of a woman to
marry an unreconstructed hippie like Colin.

<Thinks>

He might be an absolute tiger in bed, of course.

 

Tigger possibly - but without the bounce.

 

Exactly.

 

Oh no I was, technically still am and got it wrong too.

 

I waited and chose with meticulous care. Fat lot of good it did.

 

Don't some of them share thier wives with each other

 

You'll be the last to know if they do.

 

Good

 

Oh well batted Sir

 

"If it flies, floats or fornicates, it's cheaper to rent in the long
run."