Irish Joke

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by BJayKana, Jan 23, 2007.

  1. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest

    Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
    of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
    That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
    toast of the night"
    She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
    John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
    beside me wife."
    "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

    The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
    street corner.
    The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
    night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

    She said,  "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.  You
    know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
    asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
    BJayKana, Jan 23, 2007
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