Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006\n\n\nJohn O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest\nof me life, between the legs of me wife!"\nThat won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!\n\n\nHe went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best\ntoast of the night"\nShe said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"\nJohn said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church\nbeside me wife."\n"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.\n\n\nThe next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the\nstreet corner.\nThe man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other\nnight at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."\n\n\n\nShe said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You\nknow, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell\nasleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him\ncome!