Is it bad form to...

.... filter between a funeral proccession ?

Just asking.

 

Only if you wheelie

 

I'll try harder next time

 

Not at all. Proper etiquette as explained in Debrett's

http://www.debretts.com/search.aspx?search=funerals

Would be to salute the deceased as you pass. Policemen on foot
should remove their hats as a sign of respect as the cortège
passes. Sadly a tradition which seems to be dying.

The correct and proper form of respect from the passing
motorcyclist would be to salute left handed facing left
whilst holding a steady one handed mono. Careful use of the
rear brake for balance and control is recommended.

Also remember if your exhaust is loud enough to wake the dead
then it will be an occasion for joy and not sorrow.

One further point, the conductor of the funeral will be distributing
kudos in a manner relating to how much of a traffic jam can be
caused by the driver of the hearse. The previously held record being
from South Mymms roundabout all the way to Cockfosters. It only counts
if it makes the traffic report.

If you can make it past both the limousine and the hearse on one wheel
the drivers get a lower share of the kudos in deference to the bearers.
Be aware that the vehicle operatives whilst travelling at such a slow
speed are probably eyeing up roadside female pedestrians and rating
them out of 10. With one being the highest score. This inevitably means
that concentration is not at it's highest in the funeral vehicles.

Finally remember. Respect the dead. Give only your finest wheelies.
We'll all be there one day.

 

Only if you fart

Boxerboy

 

I'm not sure I should admit this on here but in the last month I've
twice been overtaken by a hearse. Ok, I was in the van doing 60 on a
dual carriageway but even so, it's still a bit of a surprise.

 

Was the stero playing "Get me to the church on time " ?

 

<applause>

 

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Excellent.

 

Don't try it in Norn Iron

Paul.