Is it just me, or wot?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Beav, May 29, 2010.

  1. Beav

    Beav Guest

    I think the vid here is pure unadulterated bollocks. What say the rest of
    you?

    http://www.craigboyce.com/Videos/2YearOldSmoking.shtml

    It's supposed to be some two year old smoker. Not two stroke, unfortunately.
    The septics (stolen from over there of course) are convinced it's real.
     
    Beav, May 29, 2010
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  2. It's obviously not a two year old, the whole body language and general
    deportment is that of an adult. I recon it's either a fake, a midget,
    or some one with some kind of growing disorder.
     
    Speedgazebo MOTP #1, May 29, 2010
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  3. Beav

    Cab Guest

    Speedgazebo MOTP #1 wibbled forthrightly:
    I think the Sun reported on it. So it's got to be true.
     
    Cab, May 29, 2010
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  4. Beav

    Catman Guest

    Way too advanced muscular control as well.


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    Catman, May 29, 2010
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  5. Another one that gets me is there seems to be way too much smoke
    coming off the cigarette at one stage. Made me think it was
    composited. But then you'd have to do a lot animation. For what point?

    But yeah, the hadn gesture with the kiss to the mouth and gestured at
    someone does not strike me as a two year old's gesture.
     
    Kevin Gleeson, May 30, 2010
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  6. Beav

    Catman Guest


    No idea about that, but I can't see a two year old moving with that
    precision, IYSWIM.


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    Catman, May 30, 2010
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  7. Beav

    Beav Guest

    My view exactly. There's no way he could do what he's douing with a ciggie
    and not end up shoving it in an eye. And there are one or two shots where he
    blows out far more smoke than he could've sucked in.

    Total fake, but the septics think it's real, so it must be.
     
    Beav, May 31, 2010
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  8. ^^^^ WTF?
     
    doetnietcomputeren, May 31, 2010
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  9. Beav

    Beav Guest

    I was in a hurry to **** off out on the bike.
     
    Beav, May 31, 2010
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  10. Beav

    Hog Guest

    North Yorkshire Plod were outdoing themselves today, they must have bussed
    in the entire PRC traffic division. All the usual spots and a jammy with
    bike back up many a side road leading onto the dual carriageway. The roads
    were awash with tears. I counted 7 ovlov estates, 4 bikes and 2 video vans
    in 20 miles.

    The funny bit was 4 of the estates and the 2 vans later caught in the
    Tadcaster junction layby in the 10 mile traffic jam.
     
    Hog, May 31, 2010
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  11. Beav

    Pip Guest

    THRAaaarRRRP!
     
    Pip, May 31, 2010
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  12. Beav

    Beav Guest

    I took one route to Southport and another route back. Only 85 miles, but a
    brilliant 85 miles. Like thee, no plod and I know where the two camera's are
    so I only had to remember where they were and where I was, so no (real)
    problem:)

    Fucking superb weather too.
    I settled for a cup o' tea and a kip. Looking outside right now, I think
    it's time to chuck a pair of boots on and go for another ride. Mid week is
    usually better than weekends too.
     
    Beav, Jun 3, 2010
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  13. Beav

    Pip Guest

    I just got back from a blast out to meet a mate for a pub lunch: ham,
    eggs'nchips'n'peas an' a couple of pints of particularly fine Abbot.

    I never got over 145, though - you were really going some.
     
    Pip, Jun 3, 2010
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  14. Beav

    Jim Guest

    Round here most bends are 90 degrees or less.
     
    Jim, Jun 3, 2010
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  15. Beav

    Pip Guest

    You need to move to a more "Oh, crikey!" area.
     
    Pip, Jun 3, 2010
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  16. Beav

    Pip Guest

    Oh, you were out with a local CRoNe, then.
     
    Pip, Jun 3, 2010
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  17. Beav

    Hog Guest

    " "
     
    Hog, Jun 3, 2010
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  18. Beav

    Lozzo Guest

    I rode a R1100RT about a week ago, only about 7 miles to watch it fail
    its MOT..

    What a fucking great big overweight, underpowered, underbraked, over
    complex, foul handling shed that bike was.

    I can't thnk of any bike I've ridden in the past ten years that I've
    detested more, and I've owned some horrible fucking pieces of shit in
    that time
     
    Lozzo, Jun 3, 2010
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  19. Beav

    Owen Guest

    So, youve changed your mind about beamers then?

    Glad to see youre openminded about them...

    And I bet that pencil is working well... ;-)

    *licks*
     
    Owen, Jun 3, 2010
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  20. Beav

    Hog Guest

    Not even super porky at 255kg dry. Stupid weight for a flat twin though, my
    RS is 229kg wet with full tank.
     
    Hog, Jun 3, 2010
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