Is it just me...

No whoosh mate, i'm just a ****
--
'Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover 101 GS/Ambi (Morph)
BMW 650 GS Dakar
2000 Suzuki GSX1300R Y Hayabusa
KTM 520 SX

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SteveH

**** me. SteveH, the David Irving of UKRM.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

There must be some continuum, some alternate universe, where I will be
worshipped as a God.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

If we accept that the Universe is infinite, then...

Sorry, it's still probably a "no".

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

And to you and yours, you big gay rectum-stretcher.

Oh, and thank you for not pointing out that I meant to say the SNR was
miniscule!

 

Pincher.

--
'Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover 101 GS/Ambi (Morph)
BMW 650 GS Dakar
2000 Suzuki GSX1300R Y Hayabusa
KTM 520 SX

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine

Uh? Oh yeah, that. I decided to let that one go. This time.

Don't do it again!

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

I'm still pondering the mechanics of looking beyond a ****.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine

BGN seems to have managed it.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Nope - that's for arseholes. I'm a plagur.. plague.. plaig..
oh all right, pincher.

 

Yeh, but he's .... different. My eyes are just *drawn* IYSWIM.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine

Oh, ISWYM entirely. It's a form of target fixation.

But in a good way.

Unless it's your boss.

And she's still got her kit on.

That's not a good thing.

Apparently.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

I can't accept that. There are some on here who (albeit briefly) revered me
as their Glorious Leader. So anything's possible.

 

Heh. I look forward to seeing the T-shirt.

 

Riiiight.


--
Dnc

B12, ZZR11
A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport
MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

True. Very true. But that was then, and this is now.

And it's a very long stretch from Glorious Leader to God.

If we put this in musical terms, you aspire to be Mozart.

You're currently the bloke who won the "X Factor" three years ago.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Phallus worship?

 

You're forgetting the current endeavour, which continues apace. I am very
close, now, to the CEO of the Mother of Churches. Not such a long stretch,
really.

My accomplishments are many and varied, but I don't remember that one.

 

Gareth Gates? That **** sang at my wedding before he coulde lisp or be
'famous' No, he didnt win, but he was a ****.




--
'Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover 101 GS/Ambi (Morph)
BMW 650 GS Dakar
2000 Suzuki GSX1300R Y Hayabusa
KTM 520 SX

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

I watch your continued efforts with interest.

I stand corrected[1].

Nor does anyone else.

[1] <nods> to Champ.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer