Is this you?

Do you wear what looks like a paramedic hi-viz vest while riding a
scabby old Pan with no panniers? Do you cross north over Tower Bridge in
the morning? Do you have a slight tear in the left leg of your trousers?

Yes? You do?

Well LEARN TO FUCKING FILTER YOU COMATOSE ****.

That is all.

 

I have used the bike all week this week & have come across seventy five
shades of cuntishness myself. There really are some folk who shouldn't
bother out there. I use the bike during the week to get where I want
quick & avoid the fucking queues. I filtered past about a mile of
traffic on Kirkstall road in Leeds (a busy road at any time of day) & I
passed about 5 or 6 bikes sat in the fucking traffic. Daft bastards.

Or the dizzy **** going the wrong way down the one way street yesterday.

NIge

 

It is, but why bother with a bike at commuting time?

It just makes me wonder why some folk bother & some of 'em look as if
they want to filter but daren't & they are the dangerous ones who just
dart out at the last minute. So you end up watching the fuckers more
than you should.

It bloody was.

 

Well, you can't always go at that speed.

I don't go slow, but the type I'm on about are dithering about at the
edge without going out to filter, but look like they could at any
second. Wobbling about looking dangerous & there's fucking loads about
here.

hehe - all depends what mood I'm in.

 

There are two roundabouts near me in York that I take some pleasure in
negotiating in a Continental Stylee, such are the regular exit points.

 

There are a couple of painted mini roundabouts around here that I
simply ignore.

 

I may be a **** but I'm no wanker ;o)