IT contractory type people

"I'll be dipped in dogshit".

 

Bleeeeuch.

Mum used to provide me with the caramel flavoured one for pud sometimes.
I have no idea why, I never ate it.

 

Ah - that was it. Butterscotch, not Caramel. Still vile.

 

Inky is rather taken with them. Which sadly serves to further distance
him from his peers, who haven't an effing clue what he's on about most
of the time.

 

<sad walk with head hung>
I pay more than that for a 1mb line.

 

Um, well, no.

If it comes down the same line...

 

Ah, a whole different cable of fish.

 

If you made it up with an 'leccy whisk it was rather nice akcherly

 

Yuk.

Find a supply of xanthan gum. (Neal's Yard, and some horridmarkets,
halth-fud shops, etc.

May I offer the assembly a bananana.

Peel it, cut it into short lumps and put it in a liquidiser with enough
milk, about half a saltspoon of xanthan gum and drinking chocolate to
taste to fill your favourite mug.

hizz it all up until it's the consistency of glollop. Too much xanthan
and you'll need a spoon.

 

ADSL surely? Cable is 20 or 30 or 50.

I just got the 50 and get 50.01 down and 5 up. It was made for
torrents.

 

Got FTTC last week, slightly variable speeds, DL 26 - 34, UL 5 - 8 a
leap forward from the 2 & .4

 

Hog wrote (apparently) in uk.rec.sheds on Tue 08 Feb 2011 17:50:57:

My father didn't think so, but then I did manage to get about 20 sq ft
coverage of the kitchen wall above (and very possibly behind) the
radiator covered in it.

Oops.

 

My grandma once served braised hearts to the family. Grandather made the
mistake of humming "Hearts of Oak" and received a placeful right in the
chops.

 

Skipweasel says...

Mmmmm, chops!

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Our school used to do some starch and pink coloured stuff that was
blechable

 

We have a new member of staff at jbex called Edith, who let us know that
she prefers to be called Ed. This prompted me to fail to properly
remember Cleese and Chapman's "Sir Edward/ Eddie Baby" sketch, causing
some confusion at the partners meeting I was in at the time.

So looked it up that night, now eldest apprentice (year 8) is quoting
bits of it, so I don't know how that will go down at school. Mind you,
one of her classmates brings Private Eye in to read[1], so she's got a
good chance of a suitably receptive audience. I'll have to show her the
clip of the battling Granny then the Hell's Grannies.


[1]A relationship I am trying to encourage, he sounds like a good lad.
Perhaps I should give her a crash course in the Jeff Been Inn and in Bod.

 

I just flew back from Schiphol & they served a coffee caramel
cheesecake thingie that was heavenly. Biscuit base, light coffee
fluffy stuff, caramel sauce layer on top, sprikled with brown sugar
flavoured with mace. Served with a coffee flavoured custard. Yum.

 

Unless they've overloaded the local network. I pay (well paid ATM) for
20M. For a couple of months, I was barely getting 1M. Now I'm getting
10M and they are allegedly going to fix this month.



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Lovely stuff.

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And that would be a problem, how, exactly?

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