It gets worse...

Fucking excellent, a right result I'd say.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11

 

And you thought that no good deed goes unpunished.

 

No ta.

Hark, it that the distant sound of a claret being opened?

 

Ferger scribbled on the back of a napkin:

Honesty doesn't sell that many newspapers...

 

The Older Gentleman came up with the following;:

I've said it before and I'll say it again ... You Jammy Bastard.

Nice one.

 

message
Wotcha.

Folks at work all take the piss out of me 'cos my wallet is on a chain.
I tell 'em it's not to prevent theft ( as such ) but I'm forever having
things fall out of my pockets.
My keys are also chained to my jeans.

Maybe Sir should get a couple of lengths of chain ( NO - not Reynolds
finest ).

<<gets in time machine>>

Ah - glad to see you got it returned.
Now go buy some string and tie the thing to your belt - and never mind what
other folks say ;-)

 

'Lovers watch their backs
As hacks
In macs
Take snaps
Through telephoto lenses
Chase mercedes benzes through the night

A mourning nation weeps
And wails
But keeps
The sales
Of evil tabloids healthy
The poor protect the wealthy in this world'

 

Pip was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

"Never run an overdraft with the Karma bank".

 

Not me. I had lunch with an Italian lady, and she paid! Friday
13th is considered lucky in Italy.

--
Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

...but he's still out the money for the duplicate licence he's
already ordered.

--
Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

I think losing your wallet is one of things that all blokes have in
common.

In the same way, when a chap gets trapped in his flies, every other
bloke around him know what he's going through. So when a bloke finds
a lost wallet, unless he really is some sort of pikey scum, he knows
how the owner is feeling and will generally try and return it.

 

On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 18:23:44 +0000,

Sweet. Nice when that sort of thing happens.

Be more careful in future - it's a hell of a job getting a new pension
book ...

 

triskaidekaphobics, ITYF.

 

Dr Ivan D. Reid came up with the following;:

Which is nowhere near as much out of pocket as if no-one had returned it
intact ...

 

*Ding*

 

Unlike a wallet, you'll find damn few rushing up to help him.

 

triskaidekaphobics, ITYF.[/QUOTE]

Hmm.

IIRC, paraskevidekatriaphobics have a problem with Friday 13th
specifically, but triskaidekaphobics have problems with all aspects
concerning the number 13. ISTBC by 13 people, of course.

 

A duplicate licence could be useful.

 

Go home, lie down and stay there for a few days.

Its just not your week.

 

So, Santa is real !